Because JYJ Reality & Variety Show Skills Have Me Like ....
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Y'all ready?
Let's have some fun with this!
But first, just in case the following is of no interest to anyone, here's the sparknotes version.
JaeSu celebrating their victory: "We won! It's not us!"
Me: Psst. *Whispers* Yes, it is. (-_-) Because Chunface.
Okay. Enough of that. Onward!
*Happy Dance*
-When JaeChun whine about Junsu.
Me: All I see is ... Judgment.
-When JaeSu can't navigate the subway.
Me: When you're no longer a peasant. True story. *Evil Cackles* JK. Kinda.
I know it seems strange considering that Korea is not that big of a country and regardless of not being from Seoul, they would have had to navigate public transport at some point. But I mean, it’s been a while for these guys. Plus, it's not uncommon for people who live in Seoul to not know much about public transport. I know quite a few Korean people who have never even taken a bus! For some it’s just not necessary. And outside of Korea, there are only three major cities with intercity subway tracks. Seoul, Busan and Daejeon. But the last two don’t compare to Seoul’s rail system. Daejeon’s is basically useless! USELESS!
-Jaejoong’s face when Junsu calls and he realizes he has to admit he was going the wrong way.
Me: Wow. I didn’t realize he had such an issue with admitting a mistake. Particularly one that makes him embarrassed. This is interesting. *Whips out JJ-File for Update*
-JaeSu finding out Yoochun is taking a car.
Me: (-__-) I know. I don’t know what happened either.
-JaeSu inquiring about subway and bus prices.
Me: Their shock is priceless. I can just see the sudden calculations. All those years, paying for taxis and private limo vans. Not that it matters when you literally got golden trophy cars around though. *Eye Roll* Junsu, what were you thinking?
-JaeSu Vs. Vending Machine
Me: No. No, dudes. It doesn’t work that way. You need the chip card or the T Money card not just a day pass! *Facepalm* I wonder, do these kids even shop for themselves? (0_o) *Bias dies a little*
-Jaejoong saying they are headed to Sangil-dong station, the farthest subway stop out east into Hanam, Gyeonggi-do from line 5, and then mentioning Hanam City Hall bus station.
Me: That’s MY STATION! Wah!? You’re such a liar. That’s on the other side of the stream from where you are supposed to be. BUT OMAIGAWED! THEY ARE GOING TO HANAM! (T_T)
-Junsu goes for coffee.
Me: Bad idea kid. BAD IDEA! Duckbutt. Stop. You don’t need caffeine. Wahhhh! Jaejoong really knows Junsu’s weakness.
-Junsu runs away with his victory sandwich.
Me: 아싸! Run duckbutt, RUUUUUUUUUN!
Damn, I'm less than forty minutes in and I'm already exhausted. No wonder these guys don't hang out often. It's too much of a riot. The plotting. The revenge. The betrayal. Geezus. There are no boundaries in this trio.
-Junsu asleep in the car.
Me: I'm green with envy. If only I could sleep that easily. I wonder what JaeChun was on about though. JaeJae's goodbye? (T_T)
-Junsu saying, “We are the team. I'm not competition.”
Me: Mhm. That’s surprisingly well composed for somebody who probably didn’t study English for very long-if at all. The people I know would never use competition in the form of opposition. They usually only understand competition in the form of contest. This must have popped out somewhere before. It just goes to show how often Junsu feels this way. Aww. *Pets the DuckBUTT*
-JYJ fashion. Aka … sweats.
Me: Did Yoochun just-he totally cooed at Junsu as if he were a puppy. (X_x) I can’t.
But clumsy Jae is ... *Grabby Hands* (@^_^@)
-Yoochun slaying that log after Jae.
Me: Clearly this kid only does anything with incentive. I know this. I've known this for years. But damn. It never seizes to amaze appall me. And how is he only wearing a t-shirt! This was filmed in what? February? March the latest? It’s fucking cold here, even now. And it’s already APRIL!
-JaeSu ratting out Yoochun’s squeamishness.
Me: Well, at least now we know. Them apologizing to the chicken though. Priceless. (>_<)
-YooSu! The chef edition.
Me: When all you need is a little alcohol and MSG. Yum. (-_-)
-JYJ buffet.
Me: *Drools* Ung. Dakdoritang [닭도리탕]! Spicy chicken and potato soup is one of my favorites!
That's it. I'm kidnapping JaeJae! The samgyetang [삼계탕] didn’t look bad either though. It's just like chicken soup but with dates instead of onions for that slight sweetness. It’s very yummy when kept simple. I'm not sure I trust the YooSu debacle though. *Squints at them* Nope. Never.
-Yoochun in shock at what they pulled off. Thinks: "This is really delicious. I need soju to celebrate!"
Me: You need help is what you need guy. The way neither Jae nor Chun give out any sign that they are drinking alcohol except for the goofy satisfied smiles though, that’s either talent or signs of a well fermented liver. Even I can't keep a straight face when drinking soju. I just can't.
OH! Does anybody know what the name of the song @ 1:05:10 is? It sounds familiar.
-The JaeChun handshake.
Me: That’s bro love right there, my friends. (>_<) Or the signs of a silent plot in the making.
-JYJ in the stream. At night. I repeat. At night. Oh boy.
Me trying to figure out what the hell they are supposed to find in that stream.
Me when they start talking-singing in sync. Forgets all about the awkward scavenger hunt.
-Junsu agrees to toast with soju.
Me: Junsu! Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuu~
Wait. This is good. He's bonding. He's chillin' and having fun with his friends. Peer pressure be damned. He'll be fine.
[Watches Junsu drink]
DANGER! I repeat, DANGER! JUNSU RUN AWAY!!!
-JYJ noraebang!
Me: Junsu is beet red all before the first song. Typical Korean. One drink--or a few too many because JaeChun--and it's obvious. Haha. Not that I can really say much on the matter. Same. OTL.
-Watching Yoochun doing Yoochun.
Me: You do you,boo. YOU do YOU. Chunface, your drunk is showing.
-Jaejoong’s first song.
Me: OMG! JaeJae IS SINGING A RAIN SONG!
-Junsu playing a rap star.
Me: LION JUNSU! With a surprisingly well syncopated Yoochun as his side. Me likes. Me likes a lot.
-Yoochun in the dog house.
Me: *Giggles* ... *GigglesX100* No one messes with the murderous-bionic-bird-killer! No one!
-Morning calls.
Me: Half asleep JaeChun equals CUTEST THING EVER! *Squeals to Oblivion*
-Junsu in the kitchen. Because breakfast.
Me: Whose bright idea was that? (0_o) Clearly the goal here is to piss off, Jae.
-Yoochun tasting Junsu's soup gunk.
Me: When food is too much for Yoochun to handle, you know something is wrong. Haha.
Also, oil meet pan. Pan meet egg. Junsu-RUN! *Facepalm* Common sense is lacking in this one.
-YooSu discovering the evidence of their misdeads.
Me: HA! *Points a Finger*
Well, in the end Jaejoong still did most of the work for everything. Even when he won, he lost. Poor guy. I found my bias dying a little during the whole PUBLIC TRANSPORT episode but after watching him take such good care of his dongsaengs, my love returned tenfold. Then he sang and I forgot any doubts. *Heart Farts Everywhere*
We also found Junsu is surprisingly good at following orders. That surprised me since I’m convinced half the time he doesn’t listen much. It makes me wonder though, what would he be like as a big brother? Probably much like Yoochun, who is unsurprisingly good at evading-anything. (-_-)
Speaking of whom. Yoochun. Oh, Yoochun. Well, at least he sang. I can forgive him for this. (X_X)
I love watching these guys entertain. It's always so much fun and so freaking funny. Also, I loved how they sort of made the crew a fourth party in all this. They weren’t just speaking to each other, they were interacting--arguing--with everyone on the set which is not something you see often. If at all.
I’m not sure if I would purchase this DVD. I have no problem investing in music or live concert stuff but this-mhm-I might not always find this amusing. So, I don’t know. Though it would be great for practicing my Korean comprehension and reading. I’ll have to see how much it is. I much rather spend my money on stuff that makes more sense like their music or Junsu’s musicals.
P.S. OMG! Junsu is playing DORIAN GRAY! But more on that later.
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