Nov 21, 2004 15:09
dude omfg friday night was the crazyest shit ever ..
I was at the mall right .. then I went with jon and foo and I Was
gona hang out with them and crash there .. so I was like yo steph ..
I'ma tell them I'm gona sleep over ur
house .. will u cover for me .. she was all like .. yea sure w/e ..
so then I was all like .. nah man I'm gona get caught ..
so I'm callin her back and she keeps hanging up on me .. stupid ho .. so then
I go with jon a foo and we get there at there friend borden's apartment
.. and brenda calls me and she's like .. " where are you " .. and i'm thinkin shit man wtf
.. turns out .. steph ratted on me and told her that I was with these
people that I didn't kno and I totally knew them .. she was all like .. do u kno
his last name .. wtf why the fuck would I need to kno his last name for
what the fuck man .. nobody cares about your last name .. so brenda's freaking out
and she's all like, get ur ass in the car or I'm gona call the cops ..and foo's
like .. yo call ma dukes and be like .. yo ma dukes, stepmom's being
a bitch..so I got permission from my mom to be there and so I got her to call brenda
and brenda's like no I'm calling the copz..and I'm like .. mother fuckers.. so then foo
and jon are like ok .. and I was saposed to go back to the mall and go home with brenda .. but I'm like no .. and I was like yea my mom's mad kool so they were like .. lets go to ur
house .. and I was like ok .. yea lets go .. so we take the threw way omg like
45 min drive, so I get home and they come up and my mom's like , yea I'm about
to rip her a new asshole so u might want to leave.. and that sux ..
cuz it would of been mad kool to chill with them at my house .. so then they
leave .. and I get in this huge, HUGE fight with my mom .. there was violence and
profanity and .. I found out I'm way stonger than my mom .. thats a good thing ..
tee hee ... so then after that were both mad stubborn .. she's all like ..
I don't want to look at u go to ur room .. and I"m like .. NO .. and she like
GO TO UR ROOM .. and I'm like .. FUCK YOU@!.. and then it was crazy .. so
then we sat there in the living room till like 1:30 in the morning .. and then
finally she goes to bed .. and I was like .. haha bitch I outlasted u .. .. so I go to bed .. then the next day I wake up .. and I"m like .. shit man .. what did I do .. now she won't buy me shit that I can't get till I'm 21.. so then I get up I clean the house .. I make her lunch .. and I was like .. I'm sorry mommy I love you .. and she was like aww me too .. and now everythings all good again .. I'm saposedly grounded for a month.. but I think she already forgot .. lmfao ..
..keep on rollin..
good times..