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Have you ever gone to work and popped in a chewing gum and then chewed it all day until you're in the bath at home some time after work and realise that you've had the same chewer on the go all that time and that your jaw hurts so you pop it into you belly button because you think it'll be funny (because you're like that and make your own fun in slightly strange ways sometimes) and then try to get it out again but can't because you're a hairy beast and all the hair in your belly button has matted into it and then spend the next 5 minutes in agony firstly trying to rip it out and then gingerly cutting it out with nail clippers to leave a little baldy patch in your belly button that now looks like an arsehole?
No? Oh
No? Oh