OH DEAR LORD.
Dear everyone I know,
If you so much as look at me funny on September 22nd at 9PM I will hunt you down and gut you like a fish. Don't come to be with your fucking silly ass auditions and your stupid vocal jazz, and I swear to god if I see one single invite to play fucking Halo 3 your life is forfit.
You see, there are these people. Before I was born these guys tried to lock them away cause they would do bad things to the world. Very bad things. The morally grey yet somewhat good guys did some stuff and they were locked away. And you see, they're going to break out and start doing funny stuff. And it'll be at that point that I have finally started living.
I think you know what I'm talking about.
Love, Zach.
Also, how awesome it is that 2 Shinedown songs are coming to Rock Band this week? I'll tell you: So Awesome.