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In the year 2005 I resolve to:
Bang the girl who lives next door.
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Yeah no im not gonna want that any time soon
In the year 2005 I resolve to:
Get no less then 4 speeding tickets.
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I cant drive
In the year 2005 I resolve to:
Spend more time at work.
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I dont have a job
In the year 2005 I resolve to:
Bring back disco. Fart in public.Pick my nose at stop lights. Catch a sexually transmitted disease.
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I dont want any of those. Next
In the year 2005 I resolve to:
Play in rush hour traffic.
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Did it next
In the year 2005 I resolve to:
Start a cult.
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I did. Remember gym class last year next.
In the year 2005 I resolve to:
Becoming a mail-order bride.
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OK ill do this one.