I am such a frigging dumbass!
Okay so my friend Harmony is going to Florida for the week and she rented out a car from Enterprise, what car? It's a 2006 Pontiac G6 I believe I dont remember, anywho! it had 1 mile on it when she picked it up, so yeah it's new!
I of course must drive this car so I decide to back it out, I have her permission of course however I dont notice the huge dumpster behind me so what happens? I dent the fucking front side of the car, not a big dent but it was a dent with green dumpster stains on it, WHAT THE HELL! So I am fucking freaking the hell out before I go back in to work to tell her I fucked the car. Before I tell her though I go back out and rub the green mess on the car with some rubbing alcohol and after a good 10 minutes all the green is off, thank god! the dent however I cant fix! cause theres no way of my putting my hand inside or underneath it to push the dent back out.
I tell Harmony and she totally doesnt believe, so I gotta keep telling her im dead serious so we go out, she completely loses it! she goes back in she starts crying cause she doesnt know what shes gonna do, and let me tell you that she knows someone at Enterprise so she doesnt pay for the renting of the car... so this makes it an issue especially since its brand new. SO anywho she's crying and someone tells me to stay away from her right now so I go at the front of the store feeling like shit ABOUT to lose it and cry myself just cause its my fucking fault and she's such a good friend.
The person that told me to stay away from Harmony (Just joking apparently) had told Harmony what she said so she went up front looking for me telling me not to worry about it (after she had relieved herlself and whatnot of course) and that her inurance will cover it and etc etc not to worry about it, and how could I not?! It was my frigging fault! so I spent the rest of work time calling stores trying to get a kit called the DING KING which is a fix it urself dent kit, which I found at Advanced Auto, they had ONE left! I asked them to hold it behind the register for me, THANK GOD!
So the dent has been fixed, u can tell a little bit but im sure her insurance wont fuck it up that much because its hardly recognizable, phew! Im in such relief, GOD! I am never driving a new car that I dont own ever again.
Oh and just for the hell of it...
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