First night w Puppy, a/k/a Night of the Living Dead #2 **
3:00a
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I thought puppies were supposed to sleep,
3:15a
Oh good - she slept. For ten minutes. And snored like a sailor.
4:00a
Who the hell poops at 4:00 in the morning?
4:30a
Oh wow. She does know how to bark after all.
4:42a
Oh come on. Please don't bring the squeaky toy in here. Please don't...oh good. It's not the squeaky toy, it's just one of my favorite slippers.
4:47a
OMFG! that smell CAN'T have come from you.. You are way too small to produce a smell like that.
5:16a
oh NONONOnonono....Ah, fuck it. At least she's confining all of her poops to one corner. One corner of the living room, granted, but...
Whose f$cking idea was this "let's get a puppy!" thing anyway?
** Night of the L.D. #1 was my first night home with Michael after a C-section. At least that baby didn't eat my slipper.
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