I'm gonna sue the bastardos!
Dear Wrigly's, (<----- mis-spelled, haha!)
My name is Pis T. Off, and I am writing this letter because I have a complaint about one of your products: Extra Spearmint sugarfree gum.
I have always been a devoted consumer of this particular product of yours because I immensly enjoy the crisp flavour and the sweet freshness your chewing gum leaves in my mouth after consumption. Because of this fondness, I have taken to only buying this single product over the last couple of years, since I know that I can rely on you as a fine and trusted producer of one of my favorite products on the market.
But lately my fondness and loyalty has been abused and raped in ways I did not think possible: Product misplacement. In three separate and individual packs AND stores, I have bought my trusted Wrigley's Spearmint gum, only to find that the contents did not agree with me: Silver Extra Sweet Mint, my LEAST favorite gum. This calls for an explanation. Why, and more importantly how did your individual, and very different products end up in the wrong wrappings? I wonder if it is either poor management or simply a lack of care corrupting your facilities these days?
As I have suffered both mentally and physically because of this gum rape, I would say that a reasonable reparation is called for in this case.
Yours sincerely
My name is Pis T. Off, and I am writing this letter because I have a complaint about one of your products: Extra Spearmint sugarfree gum.
I have always been a devoted consumer of this particular product of yours because I immensly enjoy the crisp flavour and the sweet freshness your chewing gum leaves in my mouth after consumption. Because of this fondness, I have taken to only buying this single product over the last couple of years, since I know that I can rely on you as a fine and trusted producer of one of my favorite products on the market.
But lately my fondness and loyalty has been abused and raped in ways I did not think possible: Product misplacement. In three separate and individual packs AND stores, I have bought my trusted Wrigley's Spearmint gum, only to find that the contents did not agree with me: Silver Extra Sweet Mint, my LEAST favorite gum. This calls for an explanation. Why, and more importantly how did your individual, and very different products end up in the wrong wrappings? I wonder if it is either poor management or simply a lack of care corrupting your facilities these days?
As I have suffered both mentally and physically because of this gum rape, I would say that a reasonable reparation is called for in this case.
Yours sincerely