Thanks everyone, for coming to my party!
by limitedbythesky
zowie_howie's LJ New Year Party (Now At Least 3% Politically Correct!)
Started : 31st December 2005 07:23:17 PM
Ended : 01st January 2006 08:20:46 AM
Alco Money! : $ 173
Guests of Honour
stifledstar is a good-humored Agnostic. stifledstar drank 9 Mescals, 1 Hot Toddy.
numba1joksta is an enthusiastic Agnostic and a prolific barfer, particularly at parties such as this. numba1joksta drank 8 Ales.
professor_ping is an abominable Muslim. professor_ping drank 5 Gins, 2 Pernods.
duckie482 is a powerless Muslim. duckie482 drank 3 Red Wines, 1 Bloody Mary, 3 Ciders, 6 Sherrys, 1 Goldschlager, 1 Mint Julep.
ironflower is a dismayed Liberal Christian. ironflower drank 1 Absinthe, 1 Brandy, 1 White Russian.
fifi225 is a depressed Agnostic. fifi225 drank 1 Brandy, 3 Sherrys, 1 Bloody Mary.
mrpyro13 is a neurotic Buddhist and a newbie boozer. mrpyro13 drank 2 Poteens, 3 Red Wines.
lilmoe is a repugnant Fundementalist Christian and an ardent supporter of the 'Givuz a new Liver for Free' campaign who enjoys starting fires in public, throwing bricks through windows and shitting in street corners lilmoe decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
zowie_howie is a sprightly Muslim. zowie_howie drank 14 White Wines.
Sick!
Bloody hell! Was that pile of brown marks on the floor there last night, zowie_howie?
Lovers
Whilst it may seem like their relationship is doomed to a one night stand, we sincerely hope that both professor_ping and fifi225 will see the light and become eternal snugglebunnys.
The Drunkest
To say that duckie482 loves alcohol is like saying the Pet Shop Boys love cock. Oh-la-la!
Random Events
stifledstar and digdug2600 took a shower together where they proceeded to hump like rabbits of the
night
duckie482 made violent love with zowie_howie on top of the television.
Happy New Year!
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