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me and john always have the best conversations :D
I Suck says:
zoe
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tell me the one about the flame retardant vegetable monkeys
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the one i used to know as a little girl
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in 'nam
I Killed The Prom Queen says:
well that story goes back to the aztecs
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wow
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it gets so much more abstract every time i hear it
I Killed The Prom Queen says:
wen me and the monkey were on our honeymoon
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you see it was one of those sacrificing seasons down by the aztec villages
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they castrated him and put his beans over a fire , then attached them again
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you see
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now because he had fire on his balls
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all his kids would have some aversion to fire
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and burst into flames as soon as they saw a wild labia
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but because they were also subjected to heat while in his testicle meats, they would be brutally brutally retarded when born
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and because they were were retarded they were vegetables and now when people say that they should eat their vegetables they really mean that they should eat little retarded monkies that burst into flames everytime they see a wild labia
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the moral to this story:
BEANS BEANS THE MUSICAL FRUIT! THE MORE YOU EAT THE MORE YOU TOOT!