somehow they managed to make the song even more miss america
I'm pretty amused that I actually took two minutes of my life to make that for this entry. The creepy bingo caller is one of my favorite Rich Fulcher characters.
So yeah, season two! I think I might not wait to finish TOS before starting TNG, because I'm not sure I can take two more uninterrupted seasons of getting excited just to see a women being shown as competent.
AMOK TIME
-it's really awkward to me how everyone knows about chapel's doomed crush on spock. WHOOOOOOA SPOCK!
-new opening? there are more stars, I think...OH GOD, and they somehow made the song even more miss america
-new bg music, too. MR CHEKOV!!!!!! DANG SPOCK, ALL INSUBORDINATE AND SHIT!! i am just really excited by chekov's existence. he just showed up all casually.
-YEAH, SPOCK. YIELLLLLLD. they're just putting chekov in all these scenes! "CHECK IT OUT Y'ALL WE GOT A RUSSIAN! THE COLD WAR'S OVER, BITCHES"
-INVOLVE KIRK AND THEN YOU CAN TELL HIM ABOUT PON FARR PON FARR PON FARRRRRR
-they switched to vulcan from vulcanian! make a note of it. (yeah, i just did)
-LOL SPOCK YOU KNOW HE'S WONDERED HOW YOU CHOOSE MATES
-so is it only male vulcans who experience pon farr? WHOA CHAPEL WHAT ARE YOU DOING??? REMEMBER WHEN HE THREW THAT SOUP AT YOUR FACE???? LOL "YOUR FACE IS WET" WHAT IS THIS PHENOMENON?????
-"YOU'VE BEEN MOST PATIENT WITH MY KINDS OF MADNESS" AKA BONERS
-oh my god, that was beautiful. ;_________; FRIENDSHIP.
-SAY WHAAAAAAT? man, I wish spock was in traditional vulcan attire.
-SHIT, YES! VULCAN SALUTE AT LAST. wait, property?? >:| even the vulcans with this shit.
-DUDE, WHAT THE HELL T'PRING??? and kirk, did you really not catch that you'd be fighting to the death? how embarrassing.
-of course the first thing spock does is give kirk a boob window. but this is actually not a terrible fight scene. oh man, did mccoy give him something to fake his death?? BONES, YOU CLEVER MOTHERFUCKER :D
-oh my god T'Pring, fucking ice cold.
-LOL BONES WANTS ALL THE ROMANTIC DEETS
-so in conclusion: gay. and T'Pau is a badass.
WHO MOURNS FOR ADONAIS?
-i cannot even handle this. first scotty gets a date and then the giant space hand...ahaha, spock's not invited to party! i assure you apollo, he's pretty much the opposite of pan. welllll...this is awkward.
-fuck yes chekov's invited! and this new lady we've never seen before, who conveniently specializes in this shit.
-LOL CHEKOV'S THE TSAR OF ALL THE RUSSIAS,
-BONES USING SPOCK'S CATCHPHRASE!
-ugggggh, i knew this would happen. i hope the depiction of women improves in TNG, because this shit is getting old.
-SPOCK'S CONTAMINATING CHEKOV!!!!!!!!! WITH BONERS
-whoa, darth apollo breaking out the invisible chokehold.
-OMG UHURA'S DOING SOMETHING IMPORTANT!!!!!!! these are the things to which i cling.
-kirk references monotheism? and refers to his lieutenant as "the girl"? this was supposed to be the future, man.
-dammit, can no woman on this show resist the charms of an absurdly powerful man?
-22???? STILL TOO YOUNG, SON, THIS SHIT'S ABOUT TO GET MORE THAN X-RATED
-"man or woman, it makes no difference" YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST, FOLKS
-YESSSSSSS. SPURN HIM WITH SCIENCE, LIEUTENANT!
-a clarinet lament for apollo's playhouse
-don't worry carolyn, you still get to date a dude who wears skirts.
THE CHANGELING
-scotty's giving it all she's got, AND a bridge tilt all in the cold open! things are looking good.
-WARP 15??? GOOD GOD, MAN. yeahhhhh uruha being competent. always a good time.
-LOLOLOL THE KIRK! OF COURSE MCCOY IS ONE OF HIS UNITS
-oh lord, mr singh. you're wearing a red jumpsuit. you're gonna get like, extra killed.
-shit, is nomad enchanted by uhura's voice? orrrrrr possibly enraged. is it going to think Spock is perfecto??
-KEEP REFERRING TO THINGS AS BEASTIES, IT'S WHAT SCOTTISH PEOPLE DO
-"HE'S DEAD, JIM" IT APPEARS!!!!! BUT SCOTTY D: HOW CAN THIS BE RETCONNED???
-SPOCK A IS A WELL-ORDERED UNIT! HE'S SO FLATTERED
-ughhhhh watching Uhura get "reeducated" is awkward and patronizing
-THE UNIT SPOCK WILL TOUCH YOU. spock's logical mind totally wants to get proooooobed.
-uhhhh kirk i don't think the changeling metaphor really fits. good try, though.
-"IT'S SPACE HAPPY! IT THINKS I'M IT'S MOTHER!" BEST EVERRRRRRR
-ooooh a new set! let's hang out in the engine room guys
-oh. how...climactic.
-LOL DAZZLING. DO I DAZZLE YOU? ONLY WHEN YOU EXHIBIT SIGNIFICANT DISPLAYS OF LOGIC.
-LOLOLOLOL THAT WAS THE BEST ENDING EVER. KIRK, ALWAYS TALK ABOUT BEING A ROBOT MOM PLEASE. and mirror mirror is next! yeahhhhhh
MIRROR MIRROR
-BEARD ZOOM! this is so incredibly exciting. gold sashes!
-are they going to show the mirror landing party on our enterprise???
-omg look @ this sauntering sulu. OMG LOOK @ THIS SMOLDERING SULU!!!!! an alternate universe where sulu isn't totally queer. and is apparently chief of security because he's that much of an ultimate badass.
-mirror chekov wonders why he and kirk aren't making out like they usually do in the turbolift. WHOOOOOA!!!! I AM TOTALLY ON BOARD WITH THIS SHIT
-requisite reference to nazi germany complete.
-aaaaaand apparently the mirror landing party are idiots.
-LOL WHAAAAAAAAT? "scotty...i'm totally about to get laid" lol that makes scotty kif
-dude kirk, go tcb! this lady is part of the mirrorverse, so her immediate future is TOTALLY IRRELEVANT
-oh lord, here comes a sexy distraction. UNNNNNNF THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
-dude bones, just get a hypospray and stick him! ha, it's taken me this long to realize that sulu's in red. it's a good look for him.
-YEAAAAAAAAH MORE BADASSERY FROM UHURA
-"i must have my captain back." GAY.