RIGHT NEXT TO THE DOG-FACED BOY
Four more TOS episodes in the can! I started writing these notes on paper so I don't have to keep switching windows, and writing out emoticons amuses me.
RETURN OF THE ARCHONS
-OH MY GOD SULUUUUUUUUUUU
-this is totally the same backlot from Miri
-WHAT THE SHIT OH MY GOD okay this is exciting. george takei is about to put his actor face on for this episode.
-uh oh y'all, sulu's been confunded
-oh god, ribbon ties. why is spock wearing a goddamn cape?? ohhhhh right, the ears.
-looks like it's a good old-fashioned sex festival. gotta start the tropes somewhere.
-"FESTIVAL!!! FESTIVAL!!!!!!!" damn, i was hoping kirk was gonna go with "mr spock, you and i.....will be attending the festival FOR RESEARCH PURPOSES"
-fucking U2 >:(((( can't we go back to the fresh step ads? hidden valley? anything?
-dang, Scotty's in the captain's chair! and Landrew is MAGNIFICENT. look at that hair.
-oh man, did mccoy get ~ABSORBED~~? FUCK YEAH THIS IS GONNA BE TITS. oh man, i forgot i was expecting more sulu in this episode. siiiiigh.
-oooooooh spock just melded with mccoy. how come everyone gives spock shit whenever he's in charge??? let the man be! OH MAN SPOCK'S HALF VULCAN SO IT WON'T WORK! uh oh here comes some of that classic shatner magic. anyway, but the people of beta 3 aren't human are they? so how come...ah, never mind. best not to think about it.
-ok cool, the vulcan thing didn't have anything to do with it.
-i didn't know non-interference was a (the?) prime directive. the more you know.
-"isn't that somewhat old-fashioned?" heh.
-SULUUUUUU. THAT WAS ADORABLE.
-return the planet's culture to a "human" form, eh? yeah, i can't think about this stuff.
-"that's very kind of you, captain." haaaaaa spock wants to be a computer.
SPACE SEED
-KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN? REALLY? MY EXCITEMENT IS PALPABLE (that sounds gross)
-kirk you are a DICK. why you gotta snap at uruha like that?
-"i fail to understand why it always gives you pleasure to see me proven wrong." lollllll. i like how right after that spock corrects kirk on some minor detail.
-looks like Bones just got a haircut...eugenics war in the 1990's? gotta love old visions of the future once they've become the past.
-UH OH A MYSTERY LADY
-MCCOY'S AN OLD-FASHIONED BOY LOL
-OH MAN THIS IS SO EXCITING! DUDE IT'S FUCKING KAHN
-ugh, of course when a lady see's a handsome dude she just can't help herself. oh man, they're saving kahn and then he's going to go and do whatever it is than kahn does. be wrathful?
-"insufficient fact always invites danger, captain." lol spock. how I love your little pearls of wisdom.
-macgyver's hair is super sweet. NOW STAY AWAY FROM KAHN, LADY.
-uhhh...yeah, this guy sure looks like a sikh. casting fail.
-BONESSSS YOU BADASS "I LIKE A BRAVE MAN" AND THEN THEY BONED
-wow let this strange dude find out how your ship works, great plan. LOL KAAAAAAHN. LOOK AT HIS LITTLE SHOES. dude, he couldn't even get her curls out. awkward.
-MAGNETISM LOLLL BONES KNOWS JIM FELT IT
-AW YEAH UHURA'S ONE OF THE TOP OFFICERS. HEAD OF COMMUNICATIONS, Y'ALL.
-dude, this guy is totally just doing an italian accent. LOL "GO. ...or stay." oh kahn...so hilarious, but so creepy.
-ugggggggh of course she's just another weak-willed woman. GODDAMN UHURA IS FIERCE.
-ok macgyvers, now go make up for being lame.
-leg stranglehold, niiiiice.
-uhhhhhhh this is dumb. bad choice, kirk. remember when that guy tried to steal your ship? and then kill you? and now you're giving him a planet. smooth move.
A TASTE OF ARMAGEDDON
-yesss! diplomatic relations. this can only mean either fighting or fucking.
-ooooh, ambassador uniform. just like spock prime wore in xi. good eye, jj.
-"HAVE A BONNY TRIP" LOLLLLL. HE PRACTICALLY WINKED WHEN HE SAID BONNY. hey, where the hell has sulu been these past couple episodes?
-ohhhh lord. looks like it's going to at least be fucking, then. and I hate that the yeomen have to carry those little purse things. ok, tricorders...but they totally look like stupid 90's minipurses.
-"i do not approve. i understand." spooooooock.
-this is a pretty amusing concept. i guess it's supposed to be ~deadly serious~ though. it doesn't help that the dudes on this planet dress in a hilarious manner. the one lady so far had a super hot ensemble, though.
-scott, you know you gotta question these bizarre orders. good man, scotty.
-ok, i'm officially sick of female members of starfleet being lame and weak.
-"SIR, THERE IS A MULTI-LEGGED CREATURE CRAWLING ON YOUR SHOULDER" SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCK
-AHHHHHH HOW WILL THEY SAVE THE ENTERPRISE? omg scotty's doing the log. ugh, who's this random handsome helmsman? WHERE IS SULU?
-ew, the ambassador's eyebags are freaking...blurgh.
-AW SHIT, KEEP THOSE SCREENS UP, SCOTTY. AND KEEP MENTIONING HAGGIS, THAT'S WHAT SCOTTISH PEOPLE DO.
"yeoman tamara, you stay here and prevent this young lady from immolating herself. KNOCK HER DOWN AND SIT ON HER IF NECESSARY" LOL SPOCK YOU SEEM TO HAVE DEVOTED SOME THOUGHT TO THIS EVENTUALITY
-yeaaaaah scotty in command!
-this little monologue is filled with rampant shatnerisms.
"why, mr. spock, YOU ALMOST MAKE ME BELIEVE IN MIRACLES" LOL, GOODNIGHT
THIS SIDE OF PARADISE
-oh man, i thought for sure the biologist would be a lady. and there's no redshirts in the landing party! once again, this does not look like that star trek program
-"is it possible that they're not alive?" LOL SULU POSITS ZOMBIES
-OH MY GOD WHAT A WOMAN FROM SPOCK'S PAST????
-oh look, the woman is crazy. time for some mantrapment.
-mccoy has no tonsils, MAKE A NOTE OF IT! (okay)
-BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOW DID THEY MANAGE TO STARTLE ME? I TOTALLY KNEW IT WAS COMING (LOL COMING)
-WHOOOOOOOA GET THAT EMOTION OFF YOUR FACE MR. SPOCK! VULCANS DON'T JOIN LOVE CULTS
-LOLOLOOLOLOL LOOKING AT CLOUDS "OR RAINBOWS"
-OH MY GOD I REALLY CAN'T EVEN HANDLE THIS
-PLANT JIZZZZZZZZZ "MR SULU KNOWS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT"
-HAAAAAAA SUDDENLY GEORGIAN seriously, i'm laughing so hard at mccoy! & spock of course. "he went off to make something called a mint julep." now that spock and bones are both stoners theyll totally see eye to eye dick to dick...LOL "THAT'S A DRINK, JIM" THANKS SPOCK
-DAMMIT THE SPORES GOT ME AGAIN
-so he's going to go emotionally compromise everyone? or "AROUSE" MR SPOCK haaaaaaaa
-ELF WITH A HYPERACTIVE THYROID!!!!!!! SQUATTING ON A MUSHROOM!!!!!!!! RIGHT NEXT TO THE DOG-FACED BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-"i don't belong anymore" ;__________;
-"that man on the bridge" he's breaking up with you for kirk, daaaaaaaaaamn
-"YOU COULDN'T PRONOUNCE IT" :D :D :D :D :D
-SHOVEL FIGHT! BOOOOOOOOOOOOONES!
-"for the first time in my life, i felt happy" oh god spock, you're killing me.
I think I'm gonna go make a least one Trek icon.
RETURN OF THE ARCHONS
-OH MY GOD SULUUUUUUUUUUU
-this is totally the same backlot from Miri
-WHAT THE SHIT OH MY GOD okay this is exciting. george takei is about to put his actor face on for this episode.
-uh oh y'all, sulu's been confunded
-oh god, ribbon ties. why is spock wearing a goddamn cape?? ohhhhh right, the ears.
-looks like it's a good old-fashioned sex festival. gotta start the tropes somewhere.
-"FESTIVAL!!! FESTIVAL!!!!!!!" damn, i was hoping kirk was gonna go with "mr spock, you and i.....will be attending the festival FOR RESEARCH PURPOSES"
-fucking U2 >:(((( can't we go back to the fresh step ads? hidden valley? anything?
-dang, Scotty's in the captain's chair! and Landrew is MAGNIFICENT. look at that hair.
-oh man, did mccoy get ~ABSORBED~~? FUCK YEAH THIS IS GONNA BE TITS. oh man, i forgot i was expecting more sulu in this episode. siiiiigh.
-oooooooh spock just melded with mccoy. how come everyone gives spock shit whenever he's in charge??? let the man be! OH MAN SPOCK'S HALF VULCAN SO IT WON'T WORK! uh oh here comes some of that classic shatner magic. anyway, but the people of beta 3 aren't human are they? so how come...ah, never mind. best not to think about it.
-ok cool, the vulcan thing didn't have anything to do with it.
-i didn't know non-interference was a (the?) prime directive. the more you know.
-"isn't that somewhat old-fashioned?" heh.
-SULUUUUUU. THAT WAS ADORABLE.
-return the planet's culture to a "human" form, eh? yeah, i can't think about this stuff.
-"that's very kind of you, captain." haaaaaa spock wants to be a computer.
SPACE SEED
-KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN? REALLY? MY EXCITEMENT IS PALPABLE (that sounds gross)
-kirk you are a DICK. why you gotta snap at uruha like that?
-"i fail to understand why it always gives you pleasure to see me proven wrong." lollllll. i like how right after that spock corrects kirk on some minor detail.
-looks like Bones just got a haircut...eugenics war in the 1990's? gotta love old visions of the future once they've become the past.
-UH OH A MYSTERY LADY
-MCCOY'S AN OLD-FASHIONED BOY LOL
-OH MAN THIS IS SO EXCITING! DUDE IT'S FUCKING KAHN
-ugh, of course when a lady see's a handsome dude she just can't help herself. oh man, they're saving kahn and then he's going to go and do whatever it is than kahn does. be wrathful?
-"insufficient fact always invites danger, captain." lol spock. how I love your little pearls of wisdom.
-macgyver's hair is super sweet. NOW STAY AWAY FROM KAHN, LADY.
-uhhh...yeah, this guy sure looks like a sikh. casting fail.
-BONESSSS YOU BADASS "I LIKE A BRAVE MAN" AND THEN THEY BONED
-wow let this strange dude find out how your ship works, great plan. LOL KAAAAAAHN. LOOK AT HIS LITTLE SHOES. dude, he couldn't even get her curls out. awkward.
-MAGNETISM LOLLL BONES KNOWS JIM FELT IT
-AW YEAH UHURA'S ONE OF THE TOP OFFICERS. HEAD OF COMMUNICATIONS, Y'ALL.
-dude, this guy is totally just doing an italian accent. LOL "GO. ...or stay." oh kahn...so hilarious, but so creepy.
-ugggggggh of course she's just another weak-willed woman. GODDAMN UHURA IS FIERCE.
-ok macgyvers, now go make up for being lame.
-leg stranglehold, niiiiice.
-uhhhhhhh this is dumb. bad choice, kirk. remember when that guy tried to steal your ship? and then kill you? and now you're giving him a planet. smooth move.
A TASTE OF ARMAGEDDON
-yesss! diplomatic relations. this can only mean either fighting or fucking.
-ooooh, ambassador uniform. just like spock prime wore in xi. good eye, jj.
-"HAVE A BONNY TRIP" LOLLLLL. HE PRACTICALLY WINKED WHEN HE SAID BONNY. hey, where the hell has sulu been these past couple episodes?
-ohhhh lord. looks like it's going to at least be fucking, then. and I hate that the yeomen have to carry those little purse things. ok, tricorders...but they totally look like stupid 90's minipurses.
-"i do not approve. i understand." spooooooock.
-this is a pretty amusing concept. i guess it's supposed to be ~deadly serious~ though. it doesn't help that the dudes on this planet dress in a hilarious manner. the one lady so far had a super hot ensemble, though.
-scott, you know you gotta question these bizarre orders. good man, scotty.
-ok, i'm officially sick of female members of starfleet being lame and weak.
-"SIR, THERE IS A MULTI-LEGGED CREATURE CRAWLING ON YOUR SHOULDER" SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCK
-AHHHHHH HOW WILL THEY SAVE THE ENTERPRISE? omg scotty's doing the log. ugh, who's this random handsome helmsman? WHERE IS SULU?
-ew, the ambassador's eyebags are freaking...blurgh.
-AW SHIT, KEEP THOSE SCREENS UP, SCOTTY. AND KEEP MENTIONING HAGGIS, THAT'S WHAT SCOTTISH PEOPLE DO.
"yeoman tamara, you stay here and prevent this young lady from immolating herself. KNOCK HER DOWN AND SIT ON HER IF NECESSARY" LOL SPOCK YOU SEEM TO HAVE DEVOTED SOME THOUGHT TO THIS EVENTUALITY
-yeaaaaah scotty in command!
-this little monologue is filled with rampant shatnerisms.
"why, mr. spock, YOU ALMOST MAKE ME BELIEVE IN MIRACLES" LOL, GOODNIGHT
THIS SIDE OF PARADISE
-oh man, i thought for sure the biologist would be a lady. and there's no redshirts in the landing party! once again, this does not look like that star trek program
-"is it possible that they're not alive?" LOL SULU POSITS ZOMBIES
-OH MY GOD WHAT A WOMAN FROM SPOCK'S PAST????
-oh look, the woman is crazy. time for some mantrapment.
-mccoy has no tonsils, MAKE A NOTE OF IT! (okay)
-BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOW DID THEY MANAGE TO STARTLE ME? I TOTALLY KNEW IT WAS COMING (LOL COMING)
-WHOOOOOOOA GET THAT EMOTION OFF YOUR FACE MR. SPOCK! VULCANS DON'T JOIN LOVE CULTS
-LOLOLOOLOLOL LOOKING AT CLOUDS "OR RAINBOWS"
-OH MY GOD I REALLY CAN'T EVEN HANDLE THIS
-PLANT JIZZZZZZZZZ "MR SULU KNOWS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT"
-HAAAAAAA SUDDENLY GEORGIAN seriously, i'm laughing so hard at mccoy! & spock of course. "he went off to make something called a mint julep." now that spock and bones are both stoners theyll totally see eye to eye dick to dick...LOL "THAT'S A DRINK, JIM" THANKS SPOCK
-DAMMIT THE SPORES GOT ME AGAIN
-so he's going to go emotionally compromise everyone? or "AROUSE" MR SPOCK haaaaaaaa
-ELF WITH A HYPERACTIVE THYROID!!!!!!! SQUATTING ON A MUSHROOM!!!!!!!! RIGHT NEXT TO THE DOG-FACED BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-"i don't belong anymore" ;__________;
-"that man on the bridge" he's breaking up with you for kirk, daaaaaaaaaamn
-"YOU COULDN'T PRONOUNCE IT" :D :D :D :D :D
-SHOVEL FIGHT! BOOOOOOOOOOOOONES!
-"for the first time in my life, i felt happy" oh god spock, you're killing me.
I think I'm gonna go make a least one Trek icon.