CONSPICUOUS GALLANTRY!!!!!!
So like I said before, I've been watching Star Trek: The Original Series lately. In order, because I'm dumb that way, even though it means I have to go through a bunch of shitty episodes to get to the good ones (although honestly, the good ones are still pretty shitty and the shitty ones are still pretty awesome). and more than halfway into the first season I decided to keep a sticky note open while I watched and make notes so I could keep track of what happened in what episode.
These are their stories.
THE SQUIRE OF GOTHOS
-nawigator of the week ;____: still so many episodes until I get to chekov's existence. too bad I feel compelled to watch these in order.
-mccoy pulling spock's pigtails again.
-WHOAAAAAA ABRUPT! are they going to take anyone else or will Kirk and Sulu have some ~hostage bonding~ time?
-finally a planet that isn't type M. and Spock once again butts heads when he assumes command.
-lol gothic font...and Spock saying tally ho
-how come he said activate instead of energize?
-AW SHIT TYPE M SWITCHEROO!!!
-holy sweet goddamn, I can't wait to see McCoy deal with some Elizabethan shit
-dude isn't that the monster from the man trap?
-oh my god harpsichord...i'm so excited. sulu is going to shit. the squire reminds me of bruce campbell.
-"how fallible of me!" i love this guy.
-yeoman of the week as well. I miss Rand. ;____;
-ahhhhh he's going to tussle with Spock!
-sulu is such a bamf. and he knows decor, y'all.
-"i object to you. i object to intellect without discipline. i object to power without constructive purpose." spoooooooooock!
-mccoy's actually eating! love.
-"fascinating is a word i reserve for the unexpected. in this case, i think "interesting" should suffice." spoooooock.
-ugh, chivalry. this is kind of amusing though. i'll just pretend that was part of his act.
-hang by the neck until dead! my favorite. just dealt with a mosquito that was at least 5 times the size of regular mosquitos.
-omg his parents. this is some grade-a crack. i really wish bruce campbell played this dude.
-kirk thinking about spock as a little boy...wow. what a face. i could do with another awkward kirk laugh to end this episode.
ARENA
-"doctor, you are a sensualist" YEAHHHHHH
-sulu in charge...sort of! fuck yeah. nawigator of the week looks like eddie munster.
-SULU YOU COLD BAMF! ILUUUUUU
-c fine and shatner are really different kirks...i feel like nu!kirk was maybe a little ironically smarmy but way more...something...i'll ponder on this more. in conclusion, tos kirk is a dick. i'm pretty into it though.
-i'm pretty sure spock/mccoy is my tos otp.
-christ, look at that tush.
-"feelings for your captain" some more than others, am i right? ziiiiiing.
-lol androgyny is so advanced
TOMORROW IS YESTERDAY
-HEY THIS DOESN'T LOOK LIKE THAT "STAR TREK" PROGRAM
-of course Kirk is on his feet and has to help everybody up. goddamn.
-FUCK SPOCK IS SO COOL. "mr. scott is still with us."
-yeah, everyone else was just lying around waiting to get helped up.
-jesus, i've had to replay everything at least once. stay in my brain!
-uhura's hair is all askew. SPOOOOOOOOCK. "yeah, looks like we went back in time."
-i need a gif of Kirk going "WHAT?" like, yesterday.
-shit, this pilot guy is about to be in a hilarious situation. i think Kirk is supposed to be reassuring here but he just seems like he's about to seduce the pants off this dude.
- A WOMAN ON BOARD??? SURELY THIS SHIP IS CURSED
-GODDAMNIT CAN NO ONE ON THIS SHOW SO MUCH AS LOOK AT SOMEONE ELSE WITHOUT ACTING LIKE THEY'RE TRYING TO ENGINEER A SEXUAL ENCOUNTER???
-SHIT NOW THE COMPUTER'S IN ON IT "COMPUTER STOP EMBARRASSING ME IN FRONT OF MY COLLEAGUES"
-uh oh, this guy's giving them intel now. don't trust him, dudes. I'm still slightly doubtful of this Harry Potter bloke.
-dang, sulu is workin' a stylish satchel for this mission.
-"i am." AHHHHHHHHH I WANT A SPOCK AND BONES ODD COUPLE SITCOM
-this is just getting more and more awkward.
-OH MY GOD, THIS FIGHT SCENE
-"this little thing? just something I slipped on" WHOOOOOA A LEGIT FUNNY LINE
-that was a damn good episode.
COURT MARTIAL
-forgot to start my ~captain's log~ bleep bloop. stardate what the fuck ever, because I don't understand stardates. so this is gonna be a law show episode? cool, i guess.
-i love bones hitting on ladies. so. much. this lady is hilarious too. her drink has like a million accessories sticking out of it.
-OH SHIIIIIIIIT SHIT JUST GOT REAL. JUSTICE IS BLIND TO LOVE, JIMMY
-so I guess it's JAG in space? wait, if shaw's a lt. how come she was wearing civvies in the officer's lounge? pah! oh look, it's zenon, girl of the fucking stupid metallic sailor suit. pah. what if she gave him a shitty lawyer on purpose???
-OMG SPOCK WHAT'S ABOUT TO GO DOWN
-interesting that he refers to "vulcanians" instead of vulcans. hm hm hmmmm.
-this ensign in fiiiine. but her voice is pretty hilarious. why don't they mention her name? HEY COGSLEY START DOING SOME LAWYERING
-BITCH I THOUGHT WE WEREN'T SPECULATING. ALSO COG(S)LEY IS PM BARRY ZUCKERCORN. that's one sharp outfit, though. is that tweed?
-LOL CONSPICUOUS GALLANTRY
-LOL JETTISONED THE ION POD PREMATURELY
-check out all these camera angles...what about in the menagerie when they were like...bahhhhh whatever.
-oooooooh Spock's gonna come up with some game-changing tidbit
-"YOU'RE THE MOST COLD-BLOODED MAN I'VE EVER KNOWN" NOW KISS ME YOU FOOL
-lol that special pen pocket. and this is indeed pretty dramatic.
-OHHHHHHHH SNAP THE DEAD DUDE IS MAYBE NOT DEAD
-YESSSSS THE SHIRT HAS BEEN COMPROMISED
-dude Uhura was just navigating! badass.
-LOL WAIT SHAW IS BARRY. "SHE'S VERY GOOD."
For my own amusement.
These are their stories.
THE SQUIRE OF GOTHOS
-nawigator of the week ;____: still so many episodes until I get to chekov's existence. too bad I feel compelled to watch these in order.
-mccoy pulling spock's pigtails again.
-WHOAAAAAA ABRUPT! are they going to take anyone else or will Kirk and Sulu have some ~hostage bonding~ time?
-finally a planet that isn't type M. and Spock once again butts heads when he assumes command.
-lol gothic font...and Spock saying tally ho
-how come he said activate instead of energize?
-AW SHIT TYPE M SWITCHEROO!!!
-holy sweet goddamn, I can't wait to see McCoy deal with some Elizabethan shit
-dude isn't that the monster from the man trap?
-oh my god harpsichord...i'm so excited. sulu is going to shit. the squire reminds me of bruce campbell.
-"how fallible of me!" i love this guy.
-yeoman of the week as well. I miss Rand. ;____;
-ahhhhh he's going to tussle with Spock!
-sulu is such a bamf. and he knows decor, y'all.
-"i object to you. i object to intellect without discipline. i object to power without constructive purpose." spoooooooooock!
-mccoy's actually eating! love.
-"fascinating is a word i reserve for the unexpected. in this case, i think "interesting" should suffice." spoooooock.
-ugh, chivalry. this is kind of amusing though. i'll just pretend that was part of his act.
-hang by the neck until dead! my favorite. just dealt with a mosquito that was at least 5 times the size of regular mosquitos.
-omg his parents. this is some grade-a crack. i really wish bruce campbell played this dude.
-kirk thinking about spock as a little boy...wow. what a face. i could do with another awkward kirk laugh to end this episode.
ARENA
-"doctor, you are a sensualist" YEAHHHHHH
-sulu in charge...sort of! fuck yeah. nawigator of the week looks like eddie munster.
-SULU YOU COLD BAMF! ILUUUUUU
-c fine and shatner are really different kirks...i feel like nu!kirk was maybe a little ironically smarmy but way more...something...i'll ponder on this more. in conclusion, tos kirk is a dick. i'm pretty into it though.
-i'm pretty sure spock/mccoy is my tos otp.
-christ, look at that tush.
-"feelings for your captain" some more than others, am i right? ziiiiiing.
-lol androgyny is so advanced
TOMORROW IS YESTERDAY
-HEY THIS DOESN'T LOOK LIKE THAT "STAR TREK" PROGRAM
-of course Kirk is on his feet and has to help everybody up. goddamn.
-FUCK SPOCK IS SO COOL. "mr. scott is still with us."
-yeah, everyone else was just lying around waiting to get helped up.
-jesus, i've had to replay everything at least once. stay in my brain!
-uhura's hair is all askew. SPOOOOOOOOCK. "yeah, looks like we went back in time."
-i need a gif of Kirk going "WHAT?" like, yesterday.
-shit, this pilot guy is about to be in a hilarious situation. i think Kirk is supposed to be reassuring here but he just seems like he's about to seduce the pants off this dude.
- A WOMAN ON BOARD??? SURELY THIS SHIP IS CURSED
-GODDAMNIT CAN NO ONE ON THIS SHOW SO MUCH AS LOOK AT SOMEONE ELSE WITHOUT ACTING LIKE THEY'RE TRYING TO ENGINEER A SEXUAL ENCOUNTER???
-SHIT NOW THE COMPUTER'S IN ON IT "COMPUTER STOP EMBARRASSING ME IN FRONT OF MY COLLEAGUES"
-uh oh, this guy's giving them intel now. don't trust him, dudes. I'm still slightly doubtful of this Harry Potter bloke.
-dang, sulu is workin' a stylish satchel for this mission.
-"i am." AHHHHHHHHH I WANT A SPOCK AND BONES ODD COUPLE SITCOM
-this is just getting more and more awkward.
-OH MY GOD, THIS FIGHT SCENE
-"this little thing? just something I slipped on" WHOOOOOA A LEGIT FUNNY LINE
-that was a damn good episode.
COURT MARTIAL
-forgot to start my ~captain's log~ bleep bloop. stardate what the fuck ever, because I don't understand stardates. so this is gonna be a law show episode? cool, i guess.
-i love bones hitting on ladies. so. much. this lady is hilarious too. her drink has like a million accessories sticking out of it.
-OH SHIIIIIIIIT SHIT JUST GOT REAL. JUSTICE IS BLIND TO LOVE, JIMMY
-so I guess it's JAG in space? wait, if shaw's a lt. how come she was wearing civvies in the officer's lounge? pah! oh look, it's zenon, girl of the fucking stupid metallic sailor suit. pah. what if she gave him a shitty lawyer on purpose???
-OMG SPOCK WHAT'S ABOUT TO GO DOWN
-interesting that he refers to "vulcanians" instead of vulcans. hm hm hmmmm.
-this ensign in fiiiine. but her voice is pretty hilarious. why don't they mention her name? HEY COGSLEY START DOING SOME LAWYERING
-BITCH I THOUGHT WE WEREN'T SPECULATING. ALSO COG(S)LEY IS PM BARRY ZUCKERCORN. that's one sharp outfit, though. is that tweed?
-LOL CONSPICUOUS GALLANTRY
-LOL JETTISONED THE ION POD PREMATURELY
-check out all these camera angles...what about in the menagerie when they were like...bahhhhh whatever.
-oooooooh Spock's gonna come up with some game-changing tidbit
-"YOU'RE THE MOST COLD-BLOODED MAN I'VE EVER KNOWN" NOW KISS ME YOU FOOL
-lol that special pen pocket. and this is indeed pretty dramatic.
-OHHHHHHHH SNAP THE DEAD DUDE IS MAYBE NOT DEAD
-YESSSSS THE SHIRT HAS BEEN COMPROMISED
-dude Uhura was just navigating! badass.
-LOL WAIT SHAW IS BARRY. "SHE'S VERY GOOD."
For my own amusement.