jettin' like li, crusin' like tom, walken like christopher
RETURN TO SENDER MY ASS
(RETURN TO SENDER: MY ASS)
I'm listening to Christopher Walken reading The Raven and he's using his serious actor voice, so he sounds all plummy right up until ever line that ends in "-ore". So like 40% of them. Oh, Christopher. I recited this poem once! In freshman English class. We could choose anything from a list, so of course I picked the longest one on the fucking thing. I totally rocked it though, I only had to pause once. My brain is basically only good for short-term memorization and diseased imaginings.
I need more sleep.