RANDOMLY GENERATED GENIUS
In 2008, zoundsbooth resolves to...
Lose ten harmonicas by March.
Keep my delicately-soaping-down-another-man clean.
Start a hibernation fund.
Learn to play the yossarian.
Spend more time with my unfortunate sweaters.
Overcome my secret fear of rainbow pens.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, zoundsbooth sent to me...
Twelve brains drumming
Eleven hugs piping
Ten torosaurus a-leaping
Nine mash-ups dancing
Eight comics a-milking
Seven frissons a-swimming
Six jeeves a-laying
Five acco-o-o-ordion keys
Four wildlife documentaries
Three bro puns
Two naming bands
...and a delicately-soaping-down-another-man in a sister wendy.
I have been been meaning to spend more time with my unfortunate sweaters...
Also, I'm writing "hibernation fund" on my money can.