PRISONER NUMBER 205103
So my cousin comes into town last night for the first time in about 20 years. Gets in around 11PM and my sister and I decide to go down the street and grab a bite to eat. Long story short, I get pulled over in front of my house and get taken in then booked for an overdue fine for.....get this.....a cracked windshield. That's it. I spent 9 hours in jail for being too broke to afford a new windshield. Fuck 'em.