LOTRmiz
So, as we were dicussing the imminent opening of the new Lord of the Rings musical, Liz, my dad and I came up with what we think should be some of the lyrics.
Sauron's Lament
It's tough just being an eye
Sometimes it makes me wanna cry
like the birds, i wanna fly,
but I can't, cuz I'm just a flaming eye.
Partner's in Evil
Sauron and Saruman:
We're evil and mean,
We don't like to wear green,
We eat with forks
And command our orcs
And foul up the scene!
A Wizard
(majestic march tempo)
A wizard
is never late
nor is he ever early,
when going on a date,
we arrive precisely when we mean to.
Wraiths: 9, Dance: 3
Just imagine tapdancing wringwraiths
Sauron's Lament
It's tough just being an eye
Sometimes it makes me wanna cry
like the birds, i wanna fly,
but I can't, cuz I'm just a flaming eye.
Partner's in Evil
Sauron and Saruman:
We're evil and mean,
We don't like to wear green,
We eat with forks
And command our orcs
And foul up the scene!
A Wizard
(majestic march tempo)
A wizard
is never late
nor is he ever early,
when going on a date,
we arrive precisely when we mean to.
Wraiths: 9, Dance: 3
Just imagine tapdancing wringwraiths