FREE SHOW!!
Sunday Sunday SUNDAY!
Voidcrush the Metal Band (Formerly the cabana boys for Stryper, plus some chick they found) 2009 "Show Up, Don't Be Boring" Tour in conjunction with
ALL ELSE FAILS and PROGNOSIS NEGATIVE
Come see the BRAIN CRUSHING HEAD BANGING LOUD AS HELL SOUL-DESTROYING ACTION!!
Watch as VOIDCRUSH crushes and destroys all of its enemies then finishes them off with JAGERMEISTER SHOTS AND HOOKERS! Wait, forget the hookers. Skanky.
All in the name of LOUD!!!