Biological Mutiny
Peach Schnapps, how could you have betrayed me? I thought we had something...I thought the feelings of love and joy were mutual. Well, honestly, if you don't want to be with me anymore, get out...just get out...you'll make me feel much better if you are out of my body and life forever! Okay, maybe not forever...sorry, that was a little harsh.
It was that chocolate that made you do it, wasn't it?...the bastard. Never trust chocolate, ever! It will pretend to be your best friend...comforting you, and keeping you awake to do German love poems...but then, at an opportune moment, it strikes!...stabbing it's chocolately knife into your "sweet spot" (left of the spine, fourth lumbar down, the abdominal aorta).
Because it wasn't completely your fault, I will forgive you Peach Schnapps...but I think we should spend some time away from each other for a little while...get our heads straight.
It was that chocolate that made you do it, wasn't it?...the bastard. Never trust chocolate, ever! It will pretend to be your best friend...comforting you, and keeping you awake to do German love poems...but then, at an opportune moment, it strikes!...stabbing it's chocolately knife into your "sweet spot" (left of the spine, fourth lumbar down, the abdominal aorta).
Because it wasn't completely your fault, I will forgive you Peach Schnapps...but I think we should spend some time away from each other for a little while...get our heads straight.