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Why must humans be such inhumane pieces of shit?
To whoever stole my iPod from my car while I slept:
I hope you're enjoying the 10,000+ songs I painstakingly loaded on there for you. I also hope you enjoyed whatever it was you were doing while I worked my ass off to save the money for said iPod. Here is my wish for you...
Tonight, while you're driving, listening to my music on the FM transmitter that you also stole from me, may my playlist kick out a shitty song. I'll admit it. There were a handful of shitty ones on there. And when that song comes on, may you reach down to skip to the next track. And in that split second when your eyes are no longer on the road, may you crash into a tree and die a slow, miserable death. But please don't completely total your car. Because when the jaws of life comes to pry your pancake shaped husk from the driver's seat, I want my music back.
Fuck you, and have a nice day!
To whoever stole my iPod from my car while I slept:
I hope you're enjoying the 10,000+ songs I painstakingly loaded on there for you. I also hope you enjoyed whatever it was you were doing while I worked my ass off to save the money for said iPod. Here is my wish for you...
Tonight, while you're driving, listening to my music on the FM transmitter that you also stole from me, may my playlist kick out a shitty song. I'll admit it. There were a handful of shitty ones on there. And when that song comes on, may you reach down to skip to the next track. And in that split second when your eyes are no longer on the road, may you crash into a tree and die a slow, miserable death. But please don't completely total your car. Because when the jaws of life comes to pry your pancake shaped husk from the driver's seat, I want my music back.
Fuck you, and have a nice day!