Fun With People
At a very busy rest area in Maryland, told a woman that where she parked was not a parking spot. This made her quite unhappy. She proceeded to ream me out for my attitude, asking why I fucking cared where she parked, and what does it really matter. She eventually stopped to take a breath and I countered with:
If it doesn't bother you to park there then it shouldn't matter to you what I think.
We proceeded to go our separate ways.
At least 15 minutes later, Jesse, his mom, and I meet up, and out of this tremendous crowd comes the lady barreling towards me.
"I just wanted to tell you I found another parking spot and some one has parked in the non parking spot. Are you going to say something to them?"
"Sure will," I say, "if they're there."
She again reiterated her dislike of my attitude. At which point I snorted derisively and said, "you're the one who did something wrong and you have a problem with my attitude? That's rich."
She then gave me the once over, called me white trash, and huffed off.
This was probably one of the funniest encounters I've ever had with a stranger.
White trash indeed. Had I been a little quicker I would have called her Honey Boo Boo!