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this is jake. i hate you all. i'm so much sexier than all of you. you bask in my sexiness. if it was me, and you, on an island and we were the last two people i wouldn't fuck you because you're all so unsexy. well, maybe i would fuck you...but that's another story..

this was jake.
no one else.
i didn't hack into his lj.
i certainly did not.
this was totally jake.
don't ask questions infidels.

p.s. jake update your journal