Dispatches from the Kitchen Bug War
I have won the Battle Of The Maggots In The Trash Can, the second engagement in the ongoing Kitchen Bug War. It was brutal and REALLY FRIGGIN GROSS, but I have rid the kitchen of all visible maggot colonists, thanks to stomping, bug poison, triple-bagging, and the timely approach of trash day.
Fellow fighter Erin S. was instrumental in the triple-bagging attack and should be commended for not suffering the prisoners to live. She is a veteran of the first engagement, which opened our guerrilla war on the smallish kitchen roaches and introduced the use of bug poison spray. Her tactics are still being applied, although we have to get more bug poison.
Fellow fighter Erin S. was instrumental in the triple-bagging attack and should be commended for not suffering the prisoners to live. She is a veteran of the first engagement, which opened our guerrilla war on the smallish kitchen roaches and introduced the use of bug poison spray. Her tactics are still being applied, although we have to get more bug poison.