I think I am a terrible person.
What I read:
"While Croesus was making these plans, all the outskirts of the city became infested with snakes, and as they appeared the horses used to stop grazing in their pastures, walk over to where the snakes were, and eat them. "
-Herodotus's Histories, Book 1, verse 78
What I thought:
Horse: "I've had it with these motherf*cking snakes on this motherf*cking plain!"
"While Croesus was making these plans, all the outskirts of the city became infested with snakes, and as they appeared the horses used to stop grazing in their pastures, walk over to where the snakes were, and eat them. "
-Herodotus's Histories, Book 1, verse 78
What I thought:
Horse: "I've had it with these motherf*cking snakes on this motherf*cking plain!"