An oldy but goody (writin for ANDY!! one of my best buds)
I wish I were a Jedi
With badass Jedi powers
I’d toy with minds and hover stuff
To occupy the hours
I’d us my super Jedi speed
To freaking clean my room
In a flicker it’d be clean
Proceeded by a PHOOM!
Force absorb is also cool
CHEESY HUMOR DIE!
I’d force absorb all corny humor
That’d be pretty fly
Don’t forget my saber bright
Unsheathing with a breath
With a chuckle I’d unleash
My burning flaming death
But back to force powers, OH SO COOL!
Force lightning make my TOAST!
Cook my chili!
Fry my eggs!
Freaking O. Chem. roast!
With a grin my hand would be
Cloaked in azure fire
The gleaming twinkle in my eye
Would resonate my ire!
With my uber-Jedi coolness
I’d manipulate a head
If I need I could change math
And alter what is said
The integral of arctangent does not equal 3
“Yes it does you foolish teacher”
“Oh right, oh silly me”
With the force on my side I
Could alter fate
If Shanz slams controller down
FORCE OBLITERATE!
Who knows what else?
Who can guess?
What things the force could do?
Force Annoy!
Jedi Force Poke!
Jedi Expel Poo!
And just in case the Jedi Force
Doesn’t turn the tide
In addition to my saber I’ve
Katana at my side
And if force powers, saber, sword
Are not enough for flavor
Pure coolness is my
Friend the Jedi Master ANDY GAYNOR!
Andy’s coolness outshines all
In nerdship he’s the best
He’s pure freaking awesome man!
Just put him to the test
He knows all games
His movies rock
In gaming he’s the monk
Pay attention as I lay it out
And listen to this funk
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANDY!
YOU’RE AN AWESOME FRIEND
I HOPE YOU’RE REALLY HAPPY
But I’ll force absorb this Jedi poem if it’s really sappy
Flavor saber tide and side
Rhyming’s pretty easy
But just remember burning death
To all who would be cheesy…
With badass Jedi powers
I’d toy with minds and hover stuff
To occupy the hours
I’d us my super Jedi speed
To freaking clean my room
In a flicker it’d be clean
Proceeded by a PHOOM!
Force absorb is also cool
CHEESY HUMOR DIE!
I’d force absorb all corny humor
That’d be pretty fly
Don’t forget my saber bright
Unsheathing with a breath
With a chuckle I’d unleash
My burning flaming death
But back to force powers, OH SO COOL!
Force lightning make my TOAST!
Cook my chili!
Fry my eggs!
Freaking O. Chem. roast!
With a grin my hand would be
Cloaked in azure fire
The gleaming twinkle in my eye
Would resonate my ire!
With my uber-Jedi coolness
I’d manipulate a head
If I need I could change math
And alter what is said
The integral of arctangent does not equal 3
“Yes it does you foolish teacher”
“Oh right, oh silly me”
With the force on my side I
Could alter fate
If Shanz slams controller down
FORCE OBLITERATE!
Who knows what else?
Who can guess?
What things the force could do?
Force Annoy!
Jedi Force Poke!
Jedi Expel Poo!
And just in case the Jedi Force
Doesn’t turn the tide
In addition to my saber I’ve
Katana at my side
And if force powers, saber, sword
Are not enough for flavor
Pure coolness is my
Friend the Jedi Master ANDY GAYNOR!
Andy’s coolness outshines all
In nerdship he’s the best
He’s pure freaking awesome man!
Just put him to the test
He knows all games
His movies rock
In gaming he’s the monk
Pay attention as I lay it out
And listen to this funk
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANDY!
YOU’RE AN AWESOME FRIEND
I HOPE YOU’RE REALLY HAPPY
But I’ll force absorb this Jedi poem if it’s really sappy
Flavor saber tide and side
Rhyming’s pretty easy
But just remember burning death
To all who would be cheesy…