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this is one of my favorite jokes...for it shows the foolishness of man towards his creator and at the same time conveys to me a miniscul fraction of the crap GOD has to put up with from humans (including me): some scientists come up to GOD and proclaim "GOD we are going to create man" GOD says "oh really how do you plan to do this?" the scientists respond, " well first we thought we would take some dust..." at this point GOD interrupts "wait a minute get your own dust"