Irish Science. Boldly marching into the...uhh...19th Century.

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Here's a genuine, honest-to-God news report about a man from the Emerald Isle who died of...are you ready for it?...SPONTANEOUS HUMAN COMBUSTION!

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/2011/09/23/2011-09-23_irish_man_michael_faherty_died_of_spontaneous_combustion_officials_rule.html

Love that Coroner. To him, the Renaissance was just something that happened to other people. Yo, Doofus McMoron, life ain't an episode of 'Fringe'.