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A brief digression
> SLACK OFF
You browse the Web. It is full of lies, slander, and cat macros.
WIRED is here.
> GET WIRED
You can't get WIRED, because it's not a physical magazine any more -- what? It is? Do people still buy those? Well, you still can't get it, because you're browsing the Web. You're not at a newspaper stand. Out Of Town News is closing, anyhow.
> GET BENT
Ha ha.
> READ WIRED
There are many articles. Bruce Sterling is talking about French politicians.
There is an article about a remake of a classic game here.
> READ ARTICLE
They're turning Zork into a browser-based MMO? What?
> DESPAIR
Easier done than said.
You browse the Web. It is full of lies, slander, and cat macros.
WIRED is here.
> GET WIRED
You can't get WIRED, because it's not a physical magazine any more -- what? It is? Do people still buy those? Well, you still can't get it, because you're browsing the Web. You're not at a newspaper stand. Out Of Town News is closing, anyhow.
> GET BENT
Ha ha.
> READ WIRED
There are many articles. Bruce Sterling is talking about French politicians.
There is an article about a remake of a classic game here.
> READ ARTICLE
They're turning Zork into a browser-based MMO? What?
> DESPAIR
Easier done than said.