Who wears the planet pants? YOU wear the planet pants!
+---FIRE---+
(X) Own a lighter
(X) Been to Central and/or South America
( ) Would consider yourself an arsonist
(X) Have lit a living creature on fire
(X) Like fireworks
(X) Gotten HELLA sunburned. Not just normal sunburned; HELLA sunburned.
( ) Drive a sexy car
(X) Smoked a cigarette
(X) Smoked a cigar
(X) Smoked a joint
( ) Smoked a salmon
(X) Eaten something at the “five star” spicy level
(X) Fuck the police
( ) Partook in a Burning Man festivity
( ) Have branded something
+---WIND---+
(X) Can fly
(X) Have farted at an extremely awkward time
(X) Care about the ozone
( ) Have bungee jumped
(X) Been on a plane at least three times in the last year
( ) Gone off a ski jump
( ) Risked physical health to retrieve a kite, or keep a kite from crashing
(X) Played a wind instrument for more than a year
(X) Seen a tornado in person
(X) Can whistle
(X) Got mad hops
( ) Have a bumper sticker that says “Fuck Asthma”
( ) Have been in a ballet
(X) Have been to the top floor of a sky scraper
( ) Are a hot Russian chick
+---WATER---+
(X) Think that tsunamis are just misunderstood
(X) Love "Water World"
(X) Have been to the aquarium at least once in the past year
( ) Have been to the aquarium six or more times in the past year
( ) Cried during "Free Willy"
(X) Can swim
(X) Own a Nalgeine
(X) Have owned a fish
( ) Have been either the little mermaid or Aquaman for Halloween
( ) Know at least half the words to “Under The Sea”
( ) Swum with dolphins
( ) Eaten sushi
(X) Have swum over two miles at once
(X) Gone night swimming
( ) Wet the bed past third grade
+---EARTH---+
( ) Have mud wrestled
( ) Ate a worm
( ) Own an article of clothing or jewelry made of tweed
(X) Hugged a tree
( ) Chained yourself to a tree
(X) Ran into a tree
(X) Have been buried alive (at the beach with your head sticking out counts)
(X) Played rugby
(X) Made a mud pie
(X) Dug a hole deeper than your height
(X) Operated heavy machinery
(X) Stepped in cow/horse/sheep/any other farm animal poop
(X) Climbed a mountain
(X) Pulled weeds
( ) Fought a bear
+---HEART---+
( ) You and your unidentified monkey share a deep, inexplicable, and often horrifying bond
( ) Peed you pants at school (preschool does not apply)
( ) Cry at least once a week
( ) Like dashboard confessional
(X) Own more than three pets
( ) Write at least one poem a week
(X) Been to the petting zoo in the past year
(X) Have drunken Ovaltine
( ) Cried during "Free Willy"
( ) Are a vegetarian
( ) Are a vegan
(X) Are a pansy
(X) Own over 10 stuffed animals
(X) Have ridden a pony
(X) Watched more than two “Land Before Time” movies
( ) Been to a Cher concert
SCORING GUIDE:
0-10 = You can be found jetting around the great barrier reef in your oil tanker, throwing nuclear waste into the water for no apparent reason.
11-20 = You don't care enough to stop pollution, but you've never clubbed a baby seal to death. Yet.
21-30 = You have begun your journey to planetaciousness, but you have much to accomplish, young planetwan.
31-40 = You are a planeteer groupie. You still have a lot of sleepin' around to do before you get to Mick, though.
41-50 = Who wears the planet pants? YOU wear the planet pants!
51-60 = Your hair is green, and you wear red underwear. You're a hero, and you're gonna take pollution to muthafuckin zero, yo.
What I Got:
Fire:10
Wind:9
Water:8
Earth:10
Heart:7
Total:44/60
My Result: Who wears the planet pants? YOU wear the planet pants!
(X) Own a lighter
(X) Been to Central and/or South America
( ) Would consider yourself an arsonist
(X) Have lit a living creature on fire
(X) Like fireworks
(X) Gotten HELLA sunburned. Not just normal sunburned; HELLA sunburned.
( ) Drive a sexy car
(X) Smoked a cigarette
(X) Smoked a cigar
(X) Smoked a joint
( ) Smoked a salmon
(X) Eaten something at the “five star” spicy level
(X) Fuck the police
( ) Partook in a Burning Man festivity
( ) Have branded something
+---WIND---+
(X) Can fly
(X) Have farted at an extremely awkward time
(X) Care about the ozone
( ) Have bungee jumped
(X) Been on a plane at least three times in the last year
( ) Gone off a ski jump
( ) Risked physical health to retrieve a kite, or keep a kite from crashing
(X) Played a wind instrument for more than a year
(X) Seen a tornado in person
(X) Can whistle
(X) Got mad hops
( ) Have a bumper sticker that says “Fuck Asthma”
( ) Have been in a ballet
(X) Have been to the top floor of a sky scraper
( ) Are a hot Russian chick
+---WATER---+
(X) Think that tsunamis are just misunderstood
(X) Love "Water World"
(X) Have been to the aquarium at least once in the past year
( ) Have been to the aquarium six or more times in the past year
( ) Cried during "Free Willy"
(X) Can swim
(X) Own a Nalgeine
(X) Have owned a fish
( ) Have been either the little mermaid or Aquaman for Halloween
( ) Know at least half the words to “Under The Sea”
( ) Swum with dolphins
( ) Eaten sushi
(X) Have swum over two miles at once
(X) Gone night swimming
( ) Wet the bed past third grade
+---EARTH---+
( ) Have mud wrestled
( ) Ate a worm
( ) Own an article of clothing or jewelry made of tweed
(X) Hugged a tree
( ) Chained yourself to a tree
(X) Ran into a tree
(X) Have been buried alive (at the beach with your head sticking out counts)
(X) Played rugby
(X) Made a mud pie
(X) Dug a hole deeper than your height
(X) Operated heavy machinery
(X) Stepped in cow/horse/sheep/any other farm animal poop
(X) Climbed a mountain
(X) Pulled weeds
( ) Fought a bear
+---HEART---+
( ) You and your unidentified monkey share a deep, inexplicable, and often horrifying bond
( ) Peed you pants at school (preschool does not apply)
( ) Cry at least once a week
( ) Like dashboard confessional
(X) Own more than three pets
( ) Write at least one poem a week
(X) Been to the petting zoo in the past year
(X) Have drunken Ovaltine
( ) Cried during "Free Willy"
( ) Are a vegetarian
( ) Are a vegan
(X) Are a pansy
(X) Own over 10 stuffed animals
(X) Have ridden a pony
(X) Watched more than two “Land Before Time” movies
( ) Been to a Cher concert
SCORING GUIDE:
0-10 = You can be found jetting around the great barrier reef in your oil tanker, throwing nuclear waste into the water for no apparent reason.
11-20 = You don't care enough to stop pollution, but you've never clubbed a baby seal to death. Yet.
21-30 = You have begun your journey to planetaciousness, but you have much to accomplish, young planetwan.
31-40 = You are a planeteer groupie. You still have a lot of sleepin' around to do before you get to Mick, though.
41-50 = Who wears the planet pants? YOU wear the planet pants!
51-60 = Your hair is green, and you wear red underwear. You're a hero, and you're gonna take pollution to muthafuckin zero, yo.
What I Got:
Fire:10
Wind:9
Water:8
Earth:10
Heart:7
Total:44/60
My Result: Who wears the planet pants? YOU wear the planet pants!