You guys, bad BSG crackfic invaded my dreams last night!
The good part was that Kara came back, alive.
She appeared in newly-single Lee's quarters. There was much joy, and a lot of detailed dialogue that I of course forget now. I believe they discussed his issues dealing with the new nuggets, so at least he wasn't Lee Adama, Esq. And then they discovered that making out was not only fun, but each time they did it, Lee gained Magneto-like powers over the metal that would break off at the minor explosions the kissing generated. Yes. I know.
Kara wondered what would happen if they had sex - would Lee gain the ability to control Cylon raiders? (She is a clever girl.)
I didn't get a chance to find out, because the scene shifted. There was something with Sam (FINALLY) but I don't remember if it was him passing out or, er, dying.
WHAT THE HELL, BRAIN.