Zorahastroism
TECHNOLOGY
Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
Abba wrapped in tin foil standing in front of the Swedish Flag
Q. How many televisions you have in your house?
One, but it gets no channels. It is a screen for movies only.
BIOLOGY
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
Left
Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
Wisdom teeth, embryo, living baby boy, placenta, one adult molar, a lot of teeth because my mouth was "too small"
Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
My new dryer delivered by Team Teen Challenge!
Q. Have you ever been knocked out?
Security man's nightstick at a DOA show, head on concrete when I fell through a floor as a tot and landed in the basement.
BULLSHITOLOGY
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
NO.
Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
I already did: Mai Zorah
Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
Black, red, charcoal grey, chocolate brown.
Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item?
Um. Only during a sex act.
DAREOLOGY
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
I would not kiss a boy right now for $100.
Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
No. This is a stupid question
Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000
Definitely. Is this an offer?
Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
Depends on the magazine.....
Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
Probably. I like hot sauce.
Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
Absolutely not. Not even if I could pick him.
DUMBOLOGY
Q: What is in your left pocket?
Receipt for dryer delivered by Team Teen Challenge!
Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
I dunno. Parts.
Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
In the midst of ripping out all the seventiestastic blue shag to reveal the GLUE COVERED hardwood underneath.
Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
I Lie Luxuriously in The Bath
Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
One
LASTOLOGY
Q: Last person who texted you?
Betsy 'pretending' to be Erika 'pretending' to be hitting on me.
Q: Last person who called you?
funnydyke
Q: Person you hugged?
The Kid
FAVORITOLOGY
Q: Number?
3
Q: Season?
Fall
Q: Color?
Dalai Lama Orange
CURRENTOLOGY
Q: Missing someone?
Yes lots of people
Q: Mood?
Bleh. What's that thing about not being able to take joy in previously joyful activities?
Q: Listening to?
X and his neverending monologue of songs and stories.
Q: Watching?
This screen
Q: Worrying about?
Money, a client showing up for her intake at a mental health facility on Monday.
Q: Wearing?
Pasties and Paddles t-shirt.
RANDOMOLOGY
Q: First place you went this morning?
Tried to go to Donut Parade. Was thwarted by closedness. Went instead to Natural Start Bakery:
http://www.myspace.com/naturalstart
All local, all organic.
Q: What can you not wait to do?
Get out of this Funk.
Q: Do you smile often?
My clients say I smile all the time, even when confronting them. It throws them off.
Q: Are you a friendly person?
Yes, but with very solid boundaries.
Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
Abba wrapped in tin foil standing in front of the Swedish Flag
Q. How many televisions you have in your house?
One, but it gets no channels. It is a screen for movies only.
BIOLOGY
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
Left
Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
Wisdom teeth, embryo, living baby boy, placenta, one adult molar, a lot of teeth because my mouth was "too small"
Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
My new dryer delivered by Team Teen Challenge!
Q. Have you ever been knocked out?
Security man's nightstick at a DOA show, head on concrete when I fell through a floor as a tot and landed in the basement.
BULLSHITOLOGY
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
NO.
Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
I already did: Mai Zorah
Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
Black, red, charcoal grey, chocolate brown.
Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item?
Um. Only during a sex act.
DAREOLOGY
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
I would not kiss a boy right now for $100.
Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
No. This is a stupid question
Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000
Definitely. Is this an offer?
Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
Depends on the magazine.....
Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
Probably. I like hot sauce.
Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
Absolutely not. Not even if I could pick him.
DUMBOLOGY
Q: What is in your left pocket?
Receipt for dryer delivered by Team Teen Challenge!
Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
I dunno. Parts.
Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
In the midst of ripping out all the seventiestastic blue shag to reveal the GLUE COVERED hardwood underneath.
Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
I Lie Luxuriously in The Bath
Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
One
LASTOLOGY
Q: Last person who texted you?
Betsy 'pretending' to be Erika 'pretending' to be hitting on me.
Q: Last person who called you?
funnydyke
Q: Person you hugged?
The Kid
FAVORITOLOGY
Q: Number?
3
Q: Season?
Fall
Q: Color?
Dalai Lama Orange
CURRENTOLOGY
Q: Missing someone?
Yes lots of people
Q: Mood?
Bleh. What's that thing about not being able to take joy in previously joyful activities?
Q: Listening to?
X and his neverending monologue of songs and stories.
Q: Watching?
This screen
Q: Worrying about?
Money, a client showing up for her intake at a mental health facility on Monday.
Q: Wearing?
Pasties and Paddles t-shirt.
RANDOMOLOGY
Q: First place you went this morning?
Tried to go to Donut Parade. Was thwarted by closedness. Went instead to Natural Start Bakery:
http://www.myspace.com/naturalstart
All local, all organic.
Q: What can you not wait to do?
Get out of this Funk.
Q: Do you smile often?
My clients say I smile all the time, even when confronting them. It throws them off.
Q: Are you a friendly person?
Yes, but with very solid boundaries.