May 15, 2005 16:43
so anyway getting back to what i was saying, i saw the local anchorman wandering around alone and i thought "hey that guy looks like bruce frisco" or frisko..who cares. I mentioned it to Vanessa and she rolled her eyes yet I would not be silenced. I told her to go hit on him (which is amusing considering by blinding violent jealousy) and she said she only would if i would (i wouldn't). At some point Vanessa's friend introduced mr. fancy pants to us. He shared pleasantries with me and gawked at her cleavage and lips, commenting on them more than once. I was entertained that Mr. Bruce was a magnet for a certain kind of babe at the bar. The ladies standing around him and being entertaining by his charm all kind of looked the same and acted the same. Some chicks would do anything for a guy on TV I'm sure. While my girlfriend got progressively drunker she would walk by and swoon in a mocking tone "Hi Bruce Frisco!" to which he would smile and point at her in a way so stunningly natural that I'm convinced only a smarmy late night news guy could do. I was also struck by how ghoulish he looked. Interesting aside, I saw former Canada Now host Linda Kelly walking the streets one day and was floored by her zombie-like visage. It would appear that TV can make people prettier than they really are.