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[zoomeister]

It's impossible to work on a day like this. It would be, if it were not already Wednesday.

I feel like fainting onto a chaise lounge with a hand against my face, going "Ooooooh...I simply cannot cope with this humidity!", producing a fan with which I will wave myself cool.

I need a chaise lounge. It's just an L shaped settee.

What?