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Reasons I will not date you.
1. You automatically assume that, because I live with my parents, I must be a loser. (Best way to save money for grad school and future home is to not pay rent right now. I am being thrifty.)
2. Your name is Andy. (That's my brother. I'm sorry. I just ... can't.)
3. While trying to connect with me on the children thing, you say this gem. "I don't understand why anyone wouldn't want children. Especially when women don't like children. What's wrong with them?" (Um. Wow. I mean, I like kids a lot, but when I say it wouldn't be in your best interests to date me if you don't like kids, that doesn't mean you should say that all women must want children. I have plenty of female friends who detest children and they are completely in their right minds.)
4. You don't like children. (It's just not gonna work. Sorry.)