kids say the darndest things (and so does my grandpa)

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Jasper Winslow Brown: Is this beer?
Leon Goldin: No.
Jasper: What is it?
Leon: This is only for people over the age of thirty-two.
Jasper: Is this wine?
Leon: No.
Jasper: I want some.
Leon: Only people this tall can drink this. When you come back next year, you can have some.
Jasper: I want some.