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Operator: United Airlines, this is Mrs. Something-or-Another, how may I help you?
Alexa: Hi, I was looking at my reservations and noticed that I have a seat saved for flight number two and not for number one. I'm wondering if there's any possibility of reserving a specific seat for flight number one.
Operator: What's your reservation code?
Alexa: Some series of letters.
Operator: They'll give you a seat when you arrive at the airport, but just in case, I'll ask them to reserve an aisle seat for you.
Alexa: Great, thank you so much.
Operator: Just be sure to arrive an hour and a half before your flight.
Alexa: Yes, definitely.
Operator: And the counter at Eugene Airport opens at . . . Let me check . . . Five o'clock.
Alexa: Great. Thank you for your help.
Operator: Have a nice day.
My flight is at six o'clock. And I have to get there an hour and a half early. And they open at five. Not sure how this works out . . .
In other news, Jenn and I figured out that if you legalize and tax marijuana, you'll get a more stable economy and world peace (but we won't fix the hunger issue because people who don't have food will only get hungrier with the muunchies).