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I'm pretty sure my Oreos know that I have wet nailpolish on because the box has a pull tab which means my nails didn't get messed up. Normally you have to tear the wrapper or whatever, which would definitely mean asking Andy for help opening the box of Oreos which would definitely mean sharing the cookies and at this exact moment in time, I am definitely not okay with that. So, thank you, box of Oreos. I will now enjoy your delicious hydrogenated oils. Grosss. I need to start buying the Trader Joe's brand instead.