Comments | zookee: Oh Dear God

zookee

Oh Dear God

Jul 20, 2010 00:01

Are you fucking serious?

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mapdark July 20 2010, 00:10:00 UTC

Everyone in my friends list who've taken this test are Stephen King.

Me thinks it's rigged.

zookee July 20 2010, 19:18:46 UTC

Yeah I think if you include even a single one-word sentence (which is increasingly common in contemporary literature) you get King. Oh well.

rehgan July 20 2010, 00:41:11 UTC

I got J.D. Salinger, but I don't know his work so it didn't mean much to me.

Still, though. You, SK? No way.

ALSO YAAAAAAAY AMERICA! COME TO US IRISH BOY.

zookee July 20 2010, 19:19:42 UTC

I hear that if everyone dies at the end of the paragraph you paste in, you get Steinbeck!

THANK you! XD

And I'm oooooon my waaaayyyy! :D

shepherdwolf July 20 2010, 01:05:58 UTC

OH SHIT WE CANNOT BE FRIENDS ANYMORE.

same you revealed yourself as the worst writer on the planet just before moving here :( :( :( :( (:

btw what are you doing about a car?? YOU NEVER ANSWERED MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

also, it coulda been worse...coulda come up "I WRITE LIKE...GRAVEYARD GREG" XD

zookee July 20 2010, 19:25:54 UTC

IT'S OKAY I EXPOSED THE ENTIRE MEME AS COMPLETE SHITE LITERALLY SECONDS AFTER POSTING!!!

Uhm, have you ever read any of my writing?

SORRY! I'm gonna get my uncle-ish guy from New Hampshire to try and get me one. All I need is something reasonably rusted with 4 seats that will not break down seconds after I buy it. Bonus points if it's a manual transmission (HINT: You call it a STICK) and doesn't smell of vomit.

I hear that happens if you try to make legitimate comparisons between food poisoning and, oh, I don't know BRAIN CANCER.

P.S. You never replied to my (admittedly bizarre) voicemail the other day. I wanted to talk to you about a possible Chicago trip in the very near future.

noa_e July 20 2010, 10:49:19 UTC

*chuckles* You're the 3rd guy I know who got him as a result. I blame that we must have read one to many of his books. XD

Btw, have a wonderful trip to AMERICA! ^^

zookee July 20 2010, 19:27:08 UTC

THAT'S A LIE I HAVE NEVER READ HIM! XD

Although I DO have to admit some of the movie adaptations of his work have been pretty good. Well, okay, one: The Green Mile.

Thankee :)

noa_e July 20 2010, 21:29:44 UTC

Hurhurhur, good to hear. Woohoo. ^^

Yes. Green Mile is the only one. Hurhurhur

sporklord July 20 2010, 23:49:11 UTC

The Shawshank Redemption, The Shining, Misery, and Stand By Me would all like to have a word with both of you

Thread 6

bailiff July 20 2010, 11:57:40 UTC

I tried four different extracts from random parts of my work, and got four different authors (including Charles Dickens).

Either the test is rubbish or my writing is criminally inconsistent. O_O

zookee July 20 2010, 19:17:53 UTC

SAME! After I posted, I did the same thing and got a few different authors, only one I can remember is Arthur Miller. I smell bullshit.

I thought I could influence the results by inputting one story I wrote in "American", and another I worte in Irish/English vernacular. The results were not consistent at all. I smell bullshit.

bailiff July 20 2010, 23:41:20 UTC

What's amusing is that the "Dickens" passage was the only passage with my written dialogue...

Oh my God.

"I don't know what to do!" cried Scrooge, laughing and crying in the same breath; and making a perfect Laocoön of himself with his stockings. "I am as light as a feather, I am as happy as an angel, I am as merry as a school-boy. I am as giddy as a drunken man. A merry Christmas to every-body! A happy New Year to all the world! Hallo here! Whoop! Hallo!"

Say it isn't so!! O_O