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What Nationality are you?
British
[ ] You drink a lot of tea.
[♥] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[♥] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[♥] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[♥] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[♥] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[ ] Its football...not soccer.
Total = 5
Australian
[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flip flops thongs not flip flops.
[♥] You love a backyard barbie.
[♥] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[ ] You love the beach.
[♥] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[♥] You have an australian something
Total = 4
Italian
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[ ] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[ ] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some italian.
[ ] You are under 5'10''
[ ] You know what a italian horn is
[♥] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!!!
[♥] You talk with your hands.
Total = 2
Spanish
[ ] You say member instead of remember.
[♥] You speak spanish or some.
[♥] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.(sometimes)
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[♥] You know what a Puta is.
[♥] You talk fast occasionally.
[♥] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.
Total = 5
Russian
[ ] You say villian as: Vee-lon.
[♥] You get short tempered.
[♥] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[ ] You get cold easily.
[♥] Rain is fun for you.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[♥] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total = 4
Irish
[♥] You think beer is the best.
[♥] You have a bad temper.
[♥] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[♥] You have blue or green eyes.
[♥] You like the color green.
[♥] You have been to a st. pattys day party.
[♥] You have a family member from Ireland.
[♥] You have blonde hair.
[♥] You have/had freckles. (arms and such)
[♥] Your family get togethers always include drinking and singing.
Total = 10
African American
[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap.
[♥] You know how to shoot a gun
[♥] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[♥] You like chicken.
[♥] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can dance.
[ ] You can 'sing' gospel.
Total = 4
Asian
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[♥] You like rice a lot.
[♥] You are good at math.
[♥] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from asia.
[♥] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total = 4
German
[♥] You like bread.
[ ] You think German Chocolate is good.
[ ] You Speak some German.
[♥] You know what Schnitzel is.
[ ] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.
[ ] You went to Pre-school.
[♥] You're over 5'2
Total = 3
Canadian
[ ] You like/play/played hockey.
[♥] You love beer.
[ ] You say eh.
[♥] You know what poutine is
[♥] You speak some french.
[♥] You love Tim Horton's. (Well, I love donuts)
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched degrassi.
Total = 4
American
[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non - Christians.
[ ] You're lazy.
[ ] You are not cultured.
[ ] You hate abortion.
[ ] But love the death penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[ ] You shop at walmart.
[ ] You think this survey is rather biased.
Total = 0
The results speak for themselves
Also, I found one of the questions so funny I had to make a poll for it:
Poll
What Nationality are you?
British
[ ] You drink a lot of tea.
[♥] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[♥] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[♥] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[♥] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[♥] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[ ] Its football...not soccer.
Total = 5
Australian
[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flip flops thongs not flip flops.
[♥] You love a backyard barbie.
[♥] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[ ] You love the beach.
[♥] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[♥] You have an australian something
Total = 4
Italian
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[ ] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[ ] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some italian.
[ ] You are under 5'10''
[ ] You know what a italian horn is
[♥] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!!!
[♥] You talk with your hands.
Total = 2
Spanish
[ ] You say member instead of remember.
[♥] You speak spanish or some.
[♥] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.(sometimes)
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[♥] You know what a Puta is.
[♥] You talk fast occasionally.
[♥] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.
Total = 5
Russian
[ ] You say villian as: Vee-lon.
[♥] You get short tempered.
[♥] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[ ] You get cold easily.
[♥] Rain is fun for you.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[♥] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total = 4
Irish
[♥] You think beer is the best.
[♥] You have a bad temper.
[♥] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[♥] You have blue or green eyes.
[♥] You like the color green.
[♥] You have been to a st. pattys day party.
[♥] You have a family member from Ireland.
[♥] You have blonde hair.
[♥] You have/had freckles. (arms and such)
[♥] Your family get togethers always include drinking and singing.
Total = 10
African American
[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap.
[♥] You know how to shoot a gun
[♥] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[♥] You like chicken.
[♥] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can dance.
[ ] You can 'sing' gospel.
Total = 4
Asian
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[♥] You like rice a lot.
[♥] You are good at math.
[♥] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from asia.
[♥] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total = 4
German
[♥] You like bread.
[ ] You think German Chocolate is good.
[ ] You Speak some German.
[♥] You know what Schnitzel is.
[ ] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.
[ ] You went to Pre-school.
[♥] You're over 5'2
Total = 3
Canadian
[ ] You like/play/played hockey.
[♥] You love beer.
[ ] You say eh.
[♥] You know what poutine is
[♥] You speak some french.
[♥] You love Tim Horton's. (Well, I love donuts)
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched degrassi.
Total = 4
American
[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non - Christians.
[ ] You're lazy.
[ ] You are not cultured.
[ ] You hate abortion.
[ ] But love the death penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[ ] You shop at walmart.
[ ] You think this survey is rather biased.
Total = 0
The results speak for themselves
Also, I found one of the questions so funny I had to make a poll for it:
Poll