Funny things said in the last half hour alone...
"Ohmygod. It's such a bad idea to be listening to Air Supply right now. Goddamm itunes shuffle!"
An oldie, but a goodie:
Myrita: He can kill a man in 1.8 seconds
Haley: Sometime tonight, can we please time how long it takes for me to kill a man?
Mary: I'm going to spit out my Sierra Mist.
Haley: "Oh god! Am I Olivia Newton John in this analogy?"
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Adam: "I feel like we're at the end of Greece. When I'm supposed to dress you up like an Olivia Newton John-esque whore. and then we go to the fair. and you make out with lots of frat boys."
On first glance, Adam, I think you're mistaken. On second glance, I'm sure it's more fun to be Olivia Newton John in Greece than at the senior class fair. Once again, you win.
An oldie, but a goodie:
Myrita: He can kill a man in 1.8 seconds
Haley: Sometime tonight, can we please time how long it takes for me to kill a man?
Mary: I'm going to spit out my Sierra Mist.
Haley: "Oh god! Am I Olivia Newton John in this analogy?"
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Adam: "I feel like we're at the end of Greece. When I'm supposed to dress you up like an Olivia Newton John-esque whore. and then we go to the fair. and you make out with lots of frat boys."
On first glance, Adam, I think you're mistaken. On second glance, I'm sure it's more fun to be Olivia Newton John in Greece than at the senior class fair. Once again, you win.