In retrospect, these results seem to tell a sinister story. And I kind of love that.
Per my sister's request, I googled "(My name) is" and chose the best findings. Here they are, along with a bit of my own revealing commentary. Enjoy.
(Note: the punctuation may have been placed by me, for effect, in entirely unfounded ways. Trust me, it's so excellent this way. Once again, I overstep the bounds of Editor. A game that might be fun later is to rearrange these statements until a plot develops. Like 'Haley's Downfall.' Neato.)
Haley is President, Chief Executive Officer and Chairman of the Board.
(So is Sinatra. So is God.)
Haley is an up-and-coming musician based out of Los Angeles...Haley is a noted athlete.
Haley is in fact still interested in lizards.
Haley is a ruthless slave trader.
Haley is repulsive from the start.
Haley is dead.
Haley is a well-established presenter of poetry.
Haley is able to derive meaning from text using context clues.
Haley is mistaken.
Haley is Being Avenged.
Haley is a feral being, herself.
Haley is the oldest town in the country.
Haley is often credited.
Haley is diversity.
Haley is initially convinced that the woman will bore her to death.
Haley is the lone voice of the trade.
Haley is not just another teen-ager hanging out on Main Street.
Haley is a completely loveable and completely crazy character.
Haley is the one who deserves the sympathy.
Haley is privately held.
Haley is, in my opinion, a Canadian national treasure.
Haley is good at joy.
(Note: the punctuation may have been placed by me, for effect, in entirely unfounded ways. Trust me, it's so excellent this way. Once again, I overstep the bounds of Editor. A game that might be fun later is to rearrange these statements until a plot develops. Like 'Haley's Downfall.' Neato.)
Haley is President, Chief Executive Officer and Chairman of the Board.
(So is Sinatra. So is God.)
Haley is an up-and-coming musician based out of Los Angeles...Haley is a noted athlete.
Haley is in fact still interested in lizards.
Haley is a ruthless slave trader.
Haley is repulsive from the start.
Haley is dead.
Haley is a well-established presenter of poetry.
Haley is able to derive meaning from text using context clues.
Haley is mistaken.
Haley is Being Avenged.
Haley is a feral being, herself.
Haley is the oldest town in the country.
Haley is often credited.
Haley is diversity.
Haley is initially convinced that the woman will bore her to death.
Haley is the lone voice of the trade.
Haley is not just another teen-ager hanging out on Main Street.
Haley is a completely loveable and completely crazy character.
Haley is the one who deserves the sympathy.
Haley is privately held.
Haley is, in my opinion, a Canadian national treasure.
Haley is good at joy.