Why I can't have nice things. A photo essay by Tanis Fowler.
Oh hai. Nice plant.
In hiding.
Let's examine the evidence, shall we? Note chewed leaves and dirt surrounding the body.
They always return to the scene of the crime.
THIS is why I don't have plants, people. The Chairman believes everything in the universe exists to service him. I wish I could somehow set up a surveillance camera to show you the ABSOLUTE DELIGHT he takes in eating plants. My only solution to this issue to get like, 80 plants and hope he realizes he's outnumbered.
In hiding.
Let's examine the evidence, shall we? Note chewed leaves and dirt surrounding the body.
They always return to the scene of the crime.
THIS is why I don't have plants, people. The Chairman believes everything in the universe exists to service him. I wish I could somehow set up a surveillance camera to show you the ABSOLUTE DELIGHT he takes in eating plants. My only solution to this issue to get like, 80 plants and hope he realizes he's outnumbered.