With everything that is wrong in this horrible, wretched, twisted world, Dr. Frank has left Dr. Wolfe's office. Such devastating news for my fragile state. Dr. Wolfe always has young interns working with him for about a year or so, and Dr. Frank's time has run up.
As silly as it sounds, I am truly heartbroken. He was my #1 Crush, and the only thing I had to look forward to in my worthless, pathetic existance.
When everything was over, I wanted to get a picture taken with him. He really played a major role in the marathon I seem to be running. Not to mention, he's sooo good looking. I never caught his last name, so I can't even google him up. All I have are memories. Like the scar he left on my thigh, while trying to cut open a bandage earlier this year. A mark that will eventually fade.
He was such a sharp dresser and kind of looked like a mouse. When not in scrubs, he always wore nice suits and watches with thick leather wrist bands, while his nose was a perfect right triangle and his two front teeth noticeably longer than the rest. Frankie! Te quiero mucho, mi amor.
This new guy looks like an Hispanic version of Gene Wilder, and wears ugly shoes. No gusto. And when it comes to seeing me undressed: ACCESS DENIED! ...who am I kidding? It's not like I have a choice. I'm such a slut.
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go cry into a pillow and listen (from memory) to
I Miss You by Aaliyah
I. What?! This is a genuine leather Looney Tunes jacket!
and for your information, GUY!, I got a half eaten taco in my Terce-el...
II. ..... interesting.....
Me and Mariah go back like babies and pacifi-yas
III.
"You know what? I am actually not that much into voting. I think it’s kinda crazy that a woman is running, because I think that women deal with a lot of emotions and menopause and PMS and stuff. Like, I’m so moody all the time, I know I couldn’t be able to run a country, ‘cause I’d be crying one day and yelling at people the next day, ya know?"
- Brooke Hogan
I completely agree. For example, I recently went several days thinking my laptop had crashed and I was crying one day and yelling at people the next,, when it turns out the charger just wasn't plugged into the outlet.
What a girl.