Too Much Information Pt 2
TMI 2:
This morning I was in the living room on my laptop while watching My Cousin Vinny. I started to get a massive nosebleed but didn't notice until the blood began dripping onto my keyboard. I rushed and got papertowels and tissues, but each one would soak up in a matter of seconds; from white to red, instantly.
I couldn't stop the bleeding. I was home alone with only my dog, who was of course asleep. The sight of all the blood gushing from my nose and onto my hands and face made me feel like I was about to passoiut, which what I was the most afraid of.
The last thing I needed was for my Grandma to came home only to find me passed out on the floor from a nosebleed, Knowing her, she'd overreact and call an ambulance. So during the bloody mess, in the back of mind I was worrying, "I can't go to the hosptial! I haven't shaved my legs in days!"
In panic, I suddenly remembered an episode of Sex and the City when Steve accidentally runs into a door and breaks his nose after catching Miranda and her new black doctor boyfriend having sex. Dr. Black Stud quickly rushes to his aid and sticks a tampon up his nose to stop the bleeding. I did just that -- and it worked, miraculously.
For a good 15 minutes, I sat on my couch to continue watching My Cousin Vinny, with 2 tampon strings hanging from my nostrils
This morning I was in the living room on my laptop while watching My Cousin Vinny. I started to get a massive nosebleed but didn't notice until the blood began dripping onto my keyboard. I rushed and got papertowels and tissues, but each one would soak up in a matter of seconds; from white to red, instantly.
I couldn't stop the bleeding. I was home alone with only my dog, who was of course asleep. The sight of all the blood gushing from my nose and onto my hands and face made me feel like I was about to passoiut, which what I was the most afraid of.
The last thing I needed was for my Grandma to came home only to find me passed out on the floor from a nosebleed, Knowing her, she'd overreact and call an ambulance. So during the bloody mess, in the back of mind I was worrying, "I can't go to the hosptial! I haven't shaved my legs in days!"
In panic, I suddenly remembered an episode of Sex and the City when Steve accidentally runs into a door and breaks his nose after catching Miranda and her new black doctor boyfriend having sex. Dr. Black Stud quickly rushes to his aid and sticks a tampon up his nose to stop the bleeding. I did just that -- and it worked, miraculously.
For a good 15 minutes, I sat on my couch to continue watching My Cousin Vinny, with 2 tampon strings hanging from my nostrils