SHUT UP! SHUT UP! voices carry
My cousin Christy had her baby on the 15th. It’s a baby girl named Janessa.
On Valentines Day Meghan and Aaran accompanied me to a late-night viewing of the romantic/comedy When A Stranger Calls. The movie was so in theme with Valentines ! Although via phone, the stranger proclaims his love for the girl with a line of poetry,
It was captioned too which made it ten times better and hilarious.
Running on a couple hours of sleep, I had to present with my group, our Space Monkeys Memorial this morning in art class. It truly sucked on my part because I don’t know how to talk let alone talk in front of a whole class without making an ass out of myself. Damn. But I loved my group and their parts came out really good. The miniature replica of our memorial is
Yesterday I escorted Aaran to Tampa/Orlando to see the Bodies Exhibit/Aimee Mann. In doing so, I’m probably now failing my Health class because I rather miss an important test/report due date and go on a semi-road trip with my fefa for the third time (and to return again march 3rd & 4th!)
On the drive there, I was convinced that I saw an old naked man driving next to us, but I couldn’t really tell because Aaran was driving so fast and the naked old man was driving so slow.
For lunch we stopped at In The Middle of Nowhere Town, Central Florida ‘s Burger King. I felt like I was in the movie Monster. Everyone and everything was all very skuzzy. All the men were wearing t-shirts with fish on them and driving pick-up trucks with airboats attached to the back. And as for the women, well, this was my extremely-disgusting-probably-scarred-for-life-now encounter :
Fast food restaurants are the worst of the worst when it comes to public bathrooms, this one was no exemption. Walking in the Burger King restroom, all the stalls were on my right side. The first door was locked but the second door was WIDE OPEN just begging to be walked through. So I did, only to find a fat half naked old lady sitting on a toilet seat. She shouted something like, “I left the door open!” and as I started to walk out of the bathroom she grumbled, “…sorry…” it was really funny.
Even if she was having some sort of emergency, how long does it take to close a door? Does she get some sort of thrill out of strangers catching her on the toilet?? I don’t know, maybe she suffers from claustrophobia. Aaran believes something else going on inside the mind of that woman while she sat with her pants at her ankles. In his best old lady southern accent he said to me, “Come o’er here and sit on my lap, sweetie pie!”
Choose Life?:
The last time we went to The Bodies Exhibit, it was completely deserted but yesterday it was super-crowded with people and tourists --and not only that, but museum workers on security patrol as well. A couple of months ago, Aaran and I were able to take various pictures with the dead bodies in various poses, but this time we got caught and threatened to leave… but that didn’t stop us from sneaking a few.
During the exhibit, there was a man who spent quite a while staring at dead boobies on display.
In the Umbilical Growth & Development Room (A.K.A. The Fetus Room) Aaran and I could not stop singing, “Dead babies! Dead babies! Dead-dead dead babies!” It was a real catchy tune and we‘re both surely going to Hell for it.
Yum.
I’m sorry karate man...I moved on.
I got a new boo.
Looks like the handwriting of a brown-man imposing to be a white girl (we all know my handwriting is not that gay)
Then we went to Egypt because it was upstairs!
and Aaran was mummified
And when we left the Recyclosaurus waved goodbye, kinda.
Save Me, no really:
Aimee Mann is Skeletor with flat hair. The loss of her rattail came the loss of her enthusiasm. Her opening act was a one-man-band who was a total Tom Petty wannabe but looked exactly like Dana Carvey -- and he did his own backup vocals! It was hilarious. (SOLID GEERD)
Blurry and boring.
Old people crowd. The guy behind us who was going on about “kids today” and the music they listened to but I couldn’t really understand.
The end.
p.s.
elephants DO live in the amazon AND orlando
On Valentines Day Meghan and Aaran accompanied me to a late-night viewing of the romantic/comedy When A Stranger Calls. The movie was so in theme with Valentines ! Although via phone, the stranger proclaims his love for the girl with a line of poetry,
It was captioned too which made it ten times better and hilarious.
Running on a couple hours of sleep, I had to present with my group, our Space Monkeys Memorial this morning in art class. It truly sucked on my part because I don’t know how to talk let alone talk in front of a whole class without making an ass out of myself. Damn. But I loved my group and their parts came out really good. The miniature replica of our memorial is
Yesterday I escorted Aaran to Tampa/Orlando to see the Bodies Exhibit/Aimee Mann. In doing so, I’m probably now failing my Health class because I rather miss an important test/report due date and go on a semi-road trip with my fefa for the third time (and to return again march 3rd & 4th!)
On the drive there, I was convinced that I saw an old naked man driving next to us, but I couldn’t really tell because Aaran was driving so fast and the naked old man was driving so slow.
For lunch we stopped at In The Middle of Nowhere Town, Central Florida ‘s Burger King. I felt like I was in the movie Monster. Everyone and everything was all very skuzzy. All the men were wearing t-shirts with fish on them and driving pick-up trucks with airboats attached to the back. And as for the women, well, this was my extremely-disgusting-probably-scarred-for-life-now encounter :
Fast food restaurants are the worst of the worst when it comes to public bathrooms, this one was no exemption. Walking in the Burger King restroom, all the stalls were on my right side. The first door was locked but the second door was WIDE OPEN just begging to be walked through. So I did, only to find a fat half naked old lady sitting on a toilet seat. She shouted something like, “I left the door open!” and as I started to walk out of the bathroom she grumbled, “…sorry…” it was really funny.
Even if she was having some sort of emergency, how long does it take to close a door? Does she get some sort of thrill out of strangers catching her on the toilet?? I don’t know, maybe she suffers from claustrophobia. Aaran believes something else going on inside the mind of that woman while she sat with her pants at her ankles. In his best old lady southern accent he said to me, “Come o’er here and sit on my lap, sweetie pie!”
Choose Life?:
The last time we went to The Bodies Exhibit, it was completely deserted but yesterday it was super-crowded with people and tourists --and not only that, but museum workers on security patrol as well. A couple of months ago, Aaran and I were able to take various pictures with the dead bodies in various poses, but this time we got caught and threatened to leave… but that didn’t stop us from sneaking a few.
During the exhibit, there was a man who spent quite a while staring at dead boobies on display.
In the Umbilical Growth & Development Room (A.K.A. The Fetus Room) Aaran and I could not stop singing, “Dead babies! Dead babies! Dead-dead dead babies!” It was a real catchy tune and we‘re both surely going to Hell for it.
Yum.
I’m sorry karate man...I moved on.
I got a new boo.
Looks like the handwriting of a brown-man imposing to be a white girl (we all know my handwriting is not that gay)
Then we went to Egypt because it was upstairs!
and Aaran was mummified
And when we left the Recyclosaurus waved goodbye, kinda.
Save Me, no really:
Aimee Mann is Skeletor with flat hair. The loss of her rattail came the loss of her enthusiasm. Her opening act was a one-man-band who was a total Tom Petty wannabe but looked exactly like Dana Carvey -- and he did his own backup vocals! It was hilarious. (SOLID GEERD)
Blurry and boring.
Old people crowd. The guy behind us who was going on about “kids today” and the music they listened to but I couldn’t really understand.
The end.
p.s.
elephants DO live in the amazon AND orlando