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This lady just completely freaked out at me. And then she went out front and smoked about half a pack of cigarettes. And now she and her fat husband and her fat friends are talking about hunting and roasting a pig on a stick.
I'D LIKE TO ROAST HER FAT ASS ON A STICK. I THINK I COULD BREAK MY VEGETARIAN-ISM FOR THAT.
At least I can get consolation in the fact that she's like 50 years old. And has a huge fat heart shaped ass. And she's probably just mad because I can't tuck my tits into my vagina. Like she can. And because she's dying of lung cancer, and I'm not. And because my life doesn't depend on a sweaty fat redneck husband who gets drunk and rolls around on top of me and then expects me to clean up after him. And because I'm not going to waste my life raising a kid who's just as much of a douche bag as my asshole husband.
There's a baseball team here from UNF. Now most retarded idiot girls would probably think this was their prime opportunity to oggle some super cute boyz omg, and I guess that's the kind of attitude that these assholes are used to. So they come up here, just like their retarded fucking parents, demanding things and thinking I give a damn that they can swing their balls and bat around. They all have the same horrible swagger, the same "don't you wish I'd take you out, get you drunk, and date rape you?" kind of look.
I NEED A NEW JOB. AND A NEW MAJOR.
I guess you can't have everything though. I have good friends. A good haircut. And a great boyfriend. So that's cool.
I'D LIKE TO ROAST HER FAT ASS ON A STICK. I THINK I COULD BREAK MY VEGETARIAN-ISM FOR THAT.
At least I can get consolation in the fact that she's like 50 years old. And has a huge fat heart shaped ass. And she's probably just mad because I can't tuck my tits into my vagina. Like she can. And because she's dying of lung cancer, and I'm not. And because my life doesn't depend on a sweaty fat redneck husband who gets drunk and rolls around on top of me and then expects me to clean up after him. And because I'm not going to waste my life raising a kid who's just as much of a douche bag as my asshole husband.
There's a baseball team here from UNF. Now most retarded idiot girls would probably think this was their prime opportunity to oggle some super cute boyz omg, and I guess that's the kind of attitude that these assholes are used to. So they come up here, just like their retarded fucking parents, demanding things and thinking I give a damn that they can swing their balls and bat around. They all have the same horrible swagger, the same "don't you wish I'd take you out, get you drunk, and date rape you?" kind of look.
I NEED A NEW JOB. AND A NEW MAJOR.
I guess you can't have everything though. I have good friends. A good haircut. And a great boyfriend. So that's cool.