ZOO'S SURE-FIRE METHOD ON HOW TO SEDUCE THE LADY-MONKEY OF YOUR DREAMS
Hello my lovely monkey friends!
A friend of mine recently asked me for tips and advice on seducing lady monkeys.
Here's a trick of mine that I've used many many times, and I can personally vouch for the near-guaranteed success you will experience, too!
And so, my friends, I share with you some of my charm in hopes that YOU TOO will share my success in seducing that cute lady monkey you've been eying for weeks, but haven't figured out yet how to approach.
ZOO'S SURE-FIRE METHOD ON HOW TO SEDUCE THE LADY-MONKEY OF YOUR DREAMS:
First, you need a banana. Then, put it in your pocket. For reals, just do it!
Then... Brush up to some cute girl you wanna seduce, like say in an elevator, with the banana in your pocket. She'll INEVITABLY say, "Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"
Now, here's your big chance! The appropriate response is, "BOTH!" ... she'll look perplexed, quizzical, or perhaps mortified. But as long as you use your charm, you can win her over! Expand - "Who wouldn't be happy to encounter such a lovely young lady such as yourself?! And as a matter of fact -yes! That is a banana I have in my pocket! Bananas are delicious. Would you like a taste?"
Then you can tempt her with the ever-so-delicious banana!!! Offer it to her.
TRUST ME. No lady can resist the temptation and seduction of a lovely luscious banana!!!
Oh, and if she doesn't accept your generous offer to taste your banana, then generously offer the banana as a gift that she can then take home and use to make something delicious, like say... banana cream pie. mmmmmmmmm.
EEEEK! Now THAT sounds HAWT!!!!
(p.s. If this method doesn't work, then trust me, she really wasn't the lady monkey of your dreams after all.)
A friend of mine recently asked me for tips and advice on seducing lady monkeys.
Here's a trick of mine that I've used many many times, and I can personally vouch for the near-guaranteed success you will experience, too!
And so, my friends, I share with you some of my charm in hopes that YOU TOO will share my success in seducing that cute lady monkey you've been eying for weeks, but haven't figured out yet how to approach.
ZOO'S SURE-FIRE METHOD ON HOW TO SEDUCE THE LADY-MONKEY OF YOUR DREAMS:
First, you need a banana. Then, put it in your pocket. For reals, just do it!
Then... Brush up to some cute girl you wanna seduce, like say in an elevator, with the banana in your pocket. She'll INEVITABLY say, "Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"
Now, here's your big chance! The appropriate response is, "BOTH!" ... she'll look perplexed, quizzical, or perhaps mortified. But as long as you use your charm, you can win her over! Expand - "Who wouldn't be happy to encounter such a lovely young lady such as yourself?! And as a matter of fact -yes! That is a banana I have in my pocket! Bananas are delicious. Would you like a taste?"
Then you can tempt her with the ever-so-delicious banana!!! Offer it to her.
TRUST ME. No lady can resist the temptation and seduction of a lovely luscious banana!!!
Oh, and if she doesn't accept your generous offer to taste your banana, then generously offer the banana as a gift that she can then take home and use to make something delicious, like say... banana cream pie. mmmmmmmmm.
EEEEK! Now THAT sounds HAWT!!!!
(p.s. If this method doesn't work, then trust me, she really wasn't the lady monkey of your dreams after all.)