Liquid Oxygen runs through my veins....
Welcome back returners,
In today's episode, Zo goes to work AGAIN...and does the same old stuff AGAIN. Hey, a show about nothing? If only I could be original, that approach was already taken. Oh Jerry...
I guess this could only mean another 19 seasons of DZ are in the cards, especially after the incredible amount of feedback from the pilot viewing. Special thanks to viewer's like You!(to sound PBS-esque, trite, maxim, mundane, hackneyed, commonplace, and cliche without the accent marking.)
At any rate, I was working when I happened to overhear a conversation between two of my coworkers. It was a really giddy atmosphere so i decided to tune into the conversation at first from a distance. After some time, all I could make out was the fact that Peter Stanford (Coworker A)was ranting about how one of his friends had passed out in his house. At first I innocently thought it was from exhaustion, is that really wrong to assume? Then upon further analysis it became apparent and obvious that this was no ordinary fatigue-related issue. Danny (Coworker B) began explaining how he had recently done a LOT of crack cocaine and had moved out of his house months before. I laughed at his extreme candor. Then Pete and Danny got into a bit of a mild argument about Crack and how it is the dominatrix of your mind ( No they didn't really say that, that's just my sterling interpretation) Peter alleged he had been clean for a year and knew it all too well. I kept my distance and continued to grin. The conversation continued for about a half hour and I just went about my business. Soon after, I found them conversing yet again. Danny was speaking of some girl he was currently interested in. He also made clear that he had another girlfriend, but at this point, he considered her more of a family member and thusly a relation would mean incest. Pete said that he used to "have his way" with a lot of women. Danny and Pete then began to use innuendos and sexual references that made me feel slightly uneasy. Next ensued another half an hour conversation about relationship follies. I actually could agree with a lot of what Pete was saying. He seems really knowledgeable with women as he has been there and done all that jazz. After giving his advice to Danny, Pete recalled a 17 year old girl he knew of not too long ago. He said that the girl had "no shame" and would have sex with everyone in anyway at anytime. He claimed he never touched her because she was filthy and unattractive. She would take various men up into an apartment 30 minutes at a time and then return for more satisfaction from another anticipating pervert. Gang Banging was considered likely by Pete "Locomotive action" [his quote, not mine]. He then concluded that one time she went up to the apartment and never came back down....She was never seen again. I was slightly flabbergasted with the rapid progression and detail Pete had provided in his anecdote. Then Pete left and work became quite boring. I can now conclude with certainty that at least 50% of all americans use cocaine daily and that the average teenage woman gets a lot of sex. And people would find it hard to believe that I am mildly misanthropic? The World is blind....
After work, I did a couple applications online for WPI and RPI and then nestled tightly under a comforter while watching "THE INVESTIGATORS" on Court TV, a show I had never seen before. Then I had an unexpected visitation and THE ABYSS was viewed via ON DEMAND. I liked the movie much. Synthetically made liquid oxygen is a bodacious concept. Thank You James Cameron for the scripting. All in all, today was commendable for a number of reasons. Now I only have to do that darn "play" [rather that scene, since that's really all this play can consist of considering the length requirements] In short, I have bigger fish to fry. [lies!]
You have reached Omega...
Please come again and watch your head on the way out.
In today's episode, Zo goes to work AGAIN...and does the same old stuff AGAIN. Hey, a show about nothing? If only I could be original, that approach was already taken. Oh Jerry...
I guess this could only mean another 19 seasons of DZ are in the cards, especially after the incredible amount of feedback from the pilot viewing. Special thanks to viewer's like You!(to sound PBS-esque, trite, maxim, mundane, hackneyed, commonplace, and cliche without the accent marking.)
At any rate, I was working when I happened to overhear a conversation between two of my coworkers. It was a really giddy atmosphere so i decided to tune into the conversation at first from a distance. After some time, all I could make out was the fact that Peter Stanford (Coworker A)was ranting about how one of his friends had passed out in his house. At first I innocently thought it was from exhaustion, is that really wrong to assume? Then upon further analysis it became apparent and obvious that this was no ordinary fatigue-related issue. Danny (Coworker B) began explaining how he had recently done a LOT of crack cocaine and had moved out of his house months before. I laughed at his extreme candor. Then Pete and Danny got into a bit of a mild argument about Crack and how it is the dominatrix of your mind ( No they didn't really say that, that's just my sterling interpretation) Peter alleged he had been clean for a year and knew it all too well. I kept my distance and continued to grin. The conversation continued for about a half hour and I just went about my business. Soon after, I found them conversing yet again. Danny was speaking of some girl he was currently interested in. He also made clear that he had another girlfriend, but at this point, he considered her more of a family member and thusly a relation would mean incest. Pete said that he used to "have his way" with a lot of women. Danny and Pete then began to use innuendos and sexual references that made me feel slightly uneasy. Next ensued another half an hour conversation about relationship follies. I actually could agree with a lot of what Pete was saying. He seems really knowledgeable with women as he has been there and done all that jazz. After giving his advice to Danny, Pete recalled a 17 year old girl he knew of not too long ago. He said that the girl had "no shame" and would have sex with everyone in anyway at anytime. He claimed he never touched her because she was filthy and unattractive. She would take various men up into an apartment 30 minutes at a time and then return for more satisfaction from another anticipating pervert. Gang Banging was considered likely by Pete "Locomotive action" [his quote, not mine]. He then concluded that one time she went up to the apartment and never came back down....She was never seen again. I was slightly flabbergasted with the rapid progression and detail Pete had provided in his anecdote. Then Pete left and work became quite boring. I can now conclude with certainty that at least 50% of all americans use cocaine daily and that the average teenage woman gets a lot of sex. And people would find it hard to believe that I am mildly misanthropic? The World is blind....
After work, I did a couple applications online for WPI and RPI and then nestled tightly under a comforter while watching "THE INVESTIGATORS" on Court TV, a show I had never seen before. Then I had an unexpected visitation and THE ABYSS was viewed via ON DEMAND. I liked the movie much. Synthetically made liquid oxygen is a bodacious concept. Thank You James Cameron for the scripting. All in all, today was commendable for a number of reasons. Now I only have to do that darn "play" [rather that scene, since that's really all this play can consist of considering the length requirements] In short, I have bigger fish to fry. [lies!]
You have reached Omega...
Please come again and watch your head on the way out.