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May 04, 2006 19:27

Zomby signs with WAGs
DES MOINES, IA (May 4, 2006)
Mark Zomby signed to $5 Million, 50 year contract with Portland. The 4 time All-American Pharmacy Intern was drafted in the 3rd round to play Pharmacist for the Portland WAGs the team announced Thursday. Reporters interviewed Mark as he did reps in a counting gym "95, 100, 105, 110, 115"...he said while sliding his titanium-alloy counting spatula accross a polished counting tray. "I hope to start this season" he said, referring to Portland's long list of injured Pharmacists from last season. What's the secret of his success? "You just have to give 110%"
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