"you'll never leave harlan alive."
I have downed three bottles of Mountain Dew today.
Eaten half a thing of salsa and a bag of chips.
Also onion rings and fried chicken.
And two bars of chocolate.
While consuming all of this I watched the entire first season of Justified.
I literally did nothing today but eat and stare longingly at Timothy Olyphant. When I wasn't busy jumping and freaking out from blitz attacks of violence and surprise shoot-outs, anyway.
It is 10:39 and I am now high on caffeine and swagga. HOW THE FUCK AM I TO SLEEP OR DO ANYTHING PRODUCTIVE NOW?!?!
HOW IS THIS SHOW SO BRILLIANT AND TWISTY AND OH GOD. IT IS LITERALLY A NOIR IN THE SOUTH. IN MODERN TIMES. WITH A COWBOY MENTALITY. WTF. HOW DOES THIS EVEN WORK?
And how do Boyd and Raylan give me every feeling in the world, dear God. They're like a bromantic version of Romeo and Juliet! FROM TWO WARRING FAMILIES, FOREVER CAST AS ENEMIES, AND YET TRULY EACH OTHER'S BEST FRIEND. I mean, Boyd had Raylan's fucking back during that finale! KNMASDK ADPK;ASD LASKD PASLD I LOVE YOU WALTON GOGGINS.
I would be remiss to gloss over Ava in my fawning, too, because ho shit I really love her. She's set up to be a ditzy backwoods blonde type, the way she was fawning over Raylan in the pilot and her poor relationship decisions and such. BUT SHE TOTALLY IS NOT. SHE'S FIERCE AND FIRM AND STANDS HER GROUND AND FUCKING SHOOTS A MAN WHO DARES TO CROSS HER. And when she strangled that kidnapper in the van while he was driving and she was tied up? GOD DAMN WOMAN.
And I love Winona, too, because she makes Raylan go all dopey face and I just really like her spark and HO SHIT WHY CAN'T TIMOTHY OLYPHANT BE KISSING ME LIKE THAT?
AND RAYLAN FUCKING GIVENS, PEOPLE. TALK ABOUT A NOBLE FOOL. SO CHIVALROUS AND HONORABLE AND AND AND. BRUTALLY HONEST BADASS WHO SHOOTS TO KILL FUCK YES.
Also Arlo is a bit of a bastard and really should die, but I sorta love how he can have his badass moments, too, like when he talked down that soldier with the grenade. Plus that episode when he and Helen were being shot at and they both burst out of the house guns blazing? Fuck, Harlan is a dangerous place what with all of the gunfire but I sorta love how nobody takes any shit there. X^D
Should have been keeping count of how many people were shot (and how many were shot by Raylan). Cause I'm pretty sure that in s1 alone at least twenty people died. TROLOLOLOL.
And I sort of love Dewey just because he's so dopey and inept and ridiculous. TROLOLOL.
Hoping s2 gives Rachel and Tim more screentime, because they have such potential to be interesting characters. I like Rachel's tough gruffness and Tim's backstory as a military sniper is BOSS (now want to see him and Javi Esposito be friends, YES) and he requisitioned fried chicken that saved the motherfucking day, people. LAWLS THIS SHOW.
This entire post is really for Emma. Emma, I BLAME YOU. *accusatory fingerpoint*
Eaten half a thing of salsa and a bag of chips.
Also onion rings and fried chicken.
And two bars of chocolate.
While consuming all of this I watched the entire first season of Justified.
I literally did nothing today but eat and stare longingly at Timothy Olyphant. When I wasn't busy jumping and freaking out from blitz attacks of violence and surprise shoot-outs, anyway.
It is 10:39 and I am now high on caffeine and swagga. HOW THE FUCK AM I TO SLEEP OR DO ANYTHING PRODUCTIVE NOW?!?!
HOW IS THIS SHOW SO BRILLIANT AND TWISTY AND OH GOD. IT IS LITERALLY A NOIR IN THE SOUTH. IN MODERN TIMES. WITH A COWBOY MENTALITY. WTF. HOW DOES THIS EVEN WORK?
And how do Boyd and Raylan give me every feeling in the world, dear God. They're like a bromantic version of Romeo and Juliet! FROM TWO WARRING FAMILIES, FOREVER CAST AS ENEMIES, AND YET TRULY EACH OTHER'S BEST FRIEND. I mean, Boyd had Raylan's fucking back during that finale! KNMASDK ADPK;ASD LASKD PASLD I LOVE YOU WALTON GOGGINS.
I would be remiss to gloss over Ava in my fawning, too, because ho shit I really love her. She's set up to be a ditzy backwoods blonde type, the way she was fawning over Raylan in the pilot and her poor relationship decisions and such. BUT SHE TOTALLY IS NOT. SHE'S FIERCE AND FIRM AND STANDS HER GROUND AND FUCKING SHOOTS A MAN WHO DARES TO CROSS HER. And when she strangled that kidnapper in the van while he was driving and she was tied up? GOD DAMN WOMAN.
And I love Winona, too, because she makes Raylan go all dopey face and I just really like her spark and HO SHIT WHY CAN'T TIMOTHY OLYPHANT BE KISSING ME LIKE THAT?
AND RAYLAN FUCKING GIVENS, PEOPLE. TALK ABOUT A NOBLE FOOL. SO CHIVALROUS AND HONORABLE AND AND AND. BRUTALLY HONEST BADASS WHO SHOOTS TO KILL FUCK YES.
Also Arlo is a bit of a bastard and really should die, but I sorta love how he can have his badass moments, too, like when he talked down that soldier with the grenade. Plus that episode when he and Helen were being shot at and they both burst out of the house guns blazing? Fuck, Harlan is a dangerous place what with all of the gunfire but I sorta love how nobody takes any shit there. X^D
Should have been keeping count of how many people were shot (and how many were shot by Raylan). Cause I'm pretty sure that in s1 alone at least twenty people died. TROLOLOLOL.
And I sort of love Dewey just because he's so dopey and inept and ridiculous. TROLOLOL.
Hoping s2 gives Rachel and Tim more screentime, because they have such potential to be interesting characters. I like Rachel's tough gruffness and Tim's backstory as a military sniper is BOSS (now want to see him and Javi Esposito be friends, YES) and he requisitioned fried chicken that saved the motherfucking day, people. LAWLS THIS SHOW.
This entire post is really for Emma. Emma, I BLAME YOU. *accusatory fingerpoint*